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Martok

#4635
February 20, 2014, 07:39:25 AM
^  You're going to have to explain that one to me.  ??? 




Quote from: Barthheart on February 19, 2014, 09:54:38 PM
Dick...


LOL! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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bayonetbrant

#4636
February 20, 2014, 07:50:11 AM
Quote from: Martok on February 20, 2014, 07:39:25 AM^  You're going to have to explain that one to me.  ??? 

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#4637
February 20, 2014, 08:27:48 AM
From the Bob school of bad puns... Flash dance.....  :P

BanzaiCat

#4638
February 20, 2014, 08:43:07 AM
At least it wasn't a flash in the pan.

Marty Ward

#4639
February 20, 2014, 09:25:47 AM
 ;D
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

BanzaiCat

#4640
February 20, 2014, 09:57:16 AM

bayonetbrant

#4641
February 20, 2014, 10:23:31 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#4642
February 20, 2014, 10:41:49 AM
^ Moose bites Kan be pretty Nasti...guess he tried to avoid the bite and unfortunately failed in avoiding the main mass.

GDS_Starfury

#4643
February 20, 2014, 08:32:27 PM
this explains much:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#4644
February 20, 2014, 08:45:48 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#4645
February 20, 2014, 08:47:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#4646
February 20, 2014, 09:49:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#4647
February 20, 2014, 11:45:19 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#4648
February 21, 2014, 03:16:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2014, 11:45:19 PM


I find it hard to believe this isn't something you did to your mother and this is it in postcard form

Marty Ward

#4649
February 21, 2014, 07:41:10 AM
Oh my god Brant that is funny as shit.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!
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