More Pix For A Laugh

[Martok]

God I hope not!

8)

Surely you're a pessimist.  There can't be *that* many women who have been both strippers and driven newspaper trucks...  ;D 

I was going for either/or under the theory that the stripper could've stolen the newspaper truck

Well Star can confirm/refute as necessary, but I suspect that may be crediting most strippers with more intelligence than they're likely to possess.  Unless the truck driver was dumb enough to both leave the doors unlocked *and* leave the keys in the ignition, I doubt most of these girls are gonna know how to hotwire these things...  :D 

[GDS_Starfury]

Point of fact though is that the woman that drove through my house wasnt a stripper, she was a bartender.

[Martok]

Fair enough.  But could she, or could she not, have hot-wired the vehicle?  That's kind of the crucial point here (inasmuch as there can *be* one in a conversation like this...).  ::) 

[GDS_Starfury]

That would require a woman to have a decent understanding of wiring.   ;)

[Martok]

...And with that, we're back to it being most likely a woman who has been both a stripper/bartender and a newspaper truck driver.  I feel like we're playing a f***ed-up version of Carmen Sandiego here.  :P 

[GDS_Starfury]

Carmen is a great stripper name.

[Staggerwing]

Always wondered what she looked like under the trench coat.




Hey now!

[Tpek]

Always wondered what she looked like under the trench coat.




Hey now!

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
She's right here in people's fantasies :P

[mirth]

What The Weather Channel has become

[mirth]

[Windigo]

re: Weather Channel Interview of Tornado Survivors
If I hear one more person drawl, "Thank you Jesus for saving my life[yet not saving the dead people's lives]"

I will poke my ears until they bleed with a pencil.

[GDS_Starfury]

[GDS_Starfury]

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

[Barthheart]