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undercovergeek

#6450
September 23, 2014, 06:23:41 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on September 22, 2014, 12:17:11 PM


so im sat at work trying to make my bicep vibrate

Staggerwing

#6451
September 23, 2014, 07:10:10 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 23, 2014, 06:23:41 AM
so im sat at work trying to make my bicep vibrate

FWIW, there are very special webshops that can get you the proper equipment and they are very discreet, brown paper packing and all.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#6452
September 23, 2014, 07:41:20 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 23, 2014, 07:10:10 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 23, 2014, 06:23:41 AM
so im sat at work trying to make my bicep vibrate

FWIW, there are very special webshops that can get you the proper equipment and they are very discreet, brown paper packing and all.

i appreciate the advice, but looking at that im almost sure it has to be my own finger!

a line i use very often

bob48

#6453
September 23, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 23, 2014, 07:10:10 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 23, 2014, 06:23:41 AM
so im sat at work trying to make my bicep vibrate

FWIW, there are very special webshops that can get you the proper equipment and they are very discreet, brown paper packing and all.

Yes they are..........erm........or so I've heard (cough).
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#6454
September 23, 2014, 08:24:49 PM
oh Gus.....

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#6455
September 24, 2014, 07:26:03 AM

Steelgrave

#6456
September 24, 2014, 07:58:07 AM
^GROAN......

yet another sermon on sex.....

DoctorQuest

#6457
September 24, 2014, 09:45:47 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on September 24, 2014, 07:58:07 AM
^GROAN......

yet another sermon on sex.....

Hey...they are third. They try harder.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bayonetbrant

#6458
September 24, 2014, 07:03:11 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#6459
September 24, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
^hahahaha! awesome!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#6460
September 25, 2014, 12:22:19 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#6462
September 25, 2014, 07:04:27 AM

LongBlade

#6463
September 25, 2014, 10:48:20 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#6464
September 25, 2014, 06:26:06 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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