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BanzaiCat

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October 26, 2014, 02:45:31 PM

BanzaiCat

#6751
October 26, 2014, 02:49:37 PM

mirth

#6752
October 26, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
^hahaha! That's a great one!
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BanzaiCat

#6753
October 26, 2014, 04:32:19 PM
I recall he wrote that he got into a LOT of trouble for that one.  :2funny:

GDS_Starfury

#6754
October 26, 2014, 08:13:57 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#6755
October 27, 2014, 05:04:43 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#6756
October 27, 2014, 08:12:27 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#6757
October 27, 2014, 10:05:55 PM
it somewhat explains Smucks eyeliner.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#6758
October 28, 2014, 08:22:01 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6759
October 28, 2014, 05:20:23 PM
Good luck licking that off, puss.
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Bison

#6760
October 28, 2014, 09:10:12 PM

Barthheart

#6761
October 29, 2014, 07:31:10 AM
^LOL.


JasonPratt

#6762
October 29, 2014, 07:37:12 AM
^^ That isn't far from what the stories in the 50s and 60s were like...  :))
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Steelgrave

#6763
October 29, 2014, 09:00:23 AM Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 09:05:05 AM by Steelgrave
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 29, 2014, 07:37:12 AM
^^ That isn't far from what the stories in the 50s and 60s were like...  :))

Seriously, around 1968 when I was nine I read a Superman comic where Jimmy Olsen used his signal watch to summon Superman after he found roaches in his box lunch!

Superman dispatched the roaches with his heat ray vision, then told Jimmy he was right to call him because roaches carry diseases. Even as a kid, I knew calling Superman to kill bugs was ludicrous. Shortly after that comic, I discovered Spiderman and never looked back.

And God, I love the internet. I took a chance and Googled it and here you go:

GDS_Starfury

#6764
October 29, 2014, 09:40:40 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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