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bayonetbrant

#6825
November 06, 2014, 12:16:52 PM
That's the Swedish joke you've told yet
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#6826
November 06, 2014, 12:18:42 PM
You want me to Finnish?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#6827
November 06, 2014, 12:21:58 PM
Hel, you're going to sinki the entire thread with these puns.

bob48

#6828
November 06, 2014, 12:33:11 PM
Norsk if I can help it.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#6829
November 06, 2014, 12:34:10 PM
the puns have gotten Molde.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#6830
November 06, 2014, 12:52:51 PM
Like Martok, I Oslo wish you'd all stop it!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#6831
November 06, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#6832
November 06, 2014, 01:03:07 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#6833
November 06, 2014, 01:04:36 PM




Any time is a good time for pie.

Marty Ward

#6834
November 06, 2014, 01:16:47 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on November 06, 2014, 12:52:51 PM
Like Martok, I Oslo wish you'd all stop it!!

You guys have a real smorgasbord of comebacks today!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

bayonetbrant

#6835
November 06, 2014, 01:24:29 PM
in the great GrogHeads pun-off, no one can afjord to take a day off around here
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#6836
November 06, 2014, 01:27:55 PM
I guess we shouldn't clog up the forums with anymore puns, huh?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#6837
November 06, 2014, 01:29:21 PM
I dunno...  eventually MD might get Stockholm Syndrome.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#6838
November 06, 2014, 01:30:10 PM
There is Norway MetalDog is going to let another thread get derailed by bad puns.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#6839
November 06, 2014, 01:39:32 PM
you know he's secretly lapping it up
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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