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Barthheart

#7365
January 04, 2015, 08:16:38 AM
More graph humour.... :D

besilarius

#7366
January 04, 2015, 09:30:34 AM
Daily routine in the Pentagon.

Send in the clowns...
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Tpek

#7367
January 04, 2015, 11:15:45 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on January 04, 2015, 08:16:38 AM
More graph humour.... :D



Since when is having a large gaping hole where you heart was a second ago any problem in Hollywood movies?
I've seen plenty where supposedly "completely normal humans" get impaled and then just walk around as if it's a mere scratch.

GDS_Starfury

#7368
January 04, 2015, 11:22:28 AM
not that Gus will get it...   ::)

Just a flesh wound!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#7369
January 04, 2015, 12:04:55 PM

Tpek

#7370
January 04, 2015, 12:30:03 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 04, 2015, 11:22:28 AM
not that Gus will get it...   ::)

Just a flesh wound!



Apart from a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference, it can also reference Schwarzenegger's "Last Action Hero" :P

bob48

#7371
January 04, 2015, 01:28:46 PM
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#7372
January 05, 2015, 07:27:31 AM
How Feudalism works.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#7373
January 05, 2015, 08:07:22 AM
^LOL
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#7374
January 05, 2015, 09:13:13 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#7375
January 05, 2015, 04:42:16 PM
Hipsters ruin everything :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7376
January 05, 2015, 04:42:33 PM
What a guarantee!


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7377
January 05, 2015, 04:44:25 PM

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

BanzaiCat

#7378
January 05, 2015, 04:45:24 PM

Martok

#7379
January 05, 2015, 05:05:29 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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