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bayonetbrant

#7980
April 02, 2015, 08:25:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#7981
April 02, 2015, 09:58:44 AM

Barthheart

#7982
April 02, 2015, 10:04:56 AM

bob48

#7983
April 02, 2015, 10:19:26 AM
ROFL
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Barthheart

#7984
April 02, 2015, 10:44:42 AM

Martok

#7985
April 02, 2015, 01:23:55 PM
^  LOL.  Especially appropriate for this place.  ;D 

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MetalDog

#7986
April 02, 2015, 07:16:32 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2015, 08:25:45 AM


Not sure if the definition of prairie dog that I know is localized or universal, but, it's the only place I've heard it. 

Prairie dog: when you have to sh*t so bad that the head of the first turd has breached the butthole before you can make it to the toilet.
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bayonetbrant

#7987
April 03, 2015, 05:51:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7988
April 03, 2015, 05:52:46 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 02, 2015, 07:16:32 PM
Not sure if the definition of prairie dog that I know is localized or universal, but, it's the only place I've heard it. 

Prairie dog: when you have to sh*t so bad that the head of the first turd has breached the butthole before you can make it to the toilet.

You spend more time out of range of cube farms and toilets than the rest of us do, so it's not a surprise that you'd have a different definition :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#7989
April 03, 2015, 05:55:54 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 03, 2015, 05:52:46 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 02, 2015, 07:16:32 PM
Not sure if the definition of prairie dog that I know is localized or universal, but, it's the only place I've heard it. 

Prairie dog: when you have to sh*t so bad that the head of the first turd has breached the butthole before you can make it to the toilet.

You spend more time out of range of cube farms and toilets than the rest of us do, so it's not a surprise that you'd have a different definition :)

:2funny:

bob48

#7990
April 03, 2015, 04:33:47 PM
We would refer to it as a 'turtles head'.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Silent Disapproval Robot

#7991
April 03, 2015, 05:03:50 PM
It's called gophering round these parts.

GDS_Starfury

#7992
April 03, 2015, 05:12:51 PM
its turtle head around here.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#7993
April 03, 2015, 07:23:39 PM
Quote from: bob48 on April 03, 2015, 04:33:47 PM
We would refer to it as a 'turtles head'.


Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 03, 2015, 05:03:50 PM
It's called gophering round these parts.


Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 05:12:51 PM
its turtle head around here.


Which one are we referring to now, the cubicle pop-up or the poopy pop-out?
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GDS_Starfury

#7994
April 03, 2015, 07:38:07 PM
same difference.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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