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Barthheart

#8190
May 01, 2015, 07:42:20 AM

Barthheart

#8191
May 01, 2015, 08:13:46 AM

Barthheart

#8192
May 01, 2015, 08:28:18 AM

mirth

#8193
May 01, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 30, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
I think Mirth was trying to tell us something with that string of posts.

You're woefully inadequate.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#8194
May 02, 2015, 01:58:11 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 30, 2015, 08:05:35 PM

:o

Even if I were a kid, I think I still would've been twisted enough to see it.  At the very least, I would've wondered why the dog appeared to be in distress... 




Quote from: mirth on May 01, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 30, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
I think Mirth was trying to tell us something with that string of posts.

You're woefully inadequate.
I think he meant something you hadn't already told him. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#8195
May 02, 2015, 07:50:32 AM
A normal mistake.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Martok

#8196
May 02, 2015, 11:41:23 AM
^  LOL.  As someone who makes a point of attending our local RenFest at least once a summer, that one can't help but make me chuckle. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#8197
May 03, 2015, 11:12:26 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#8198
May 03, 2015, 12:57:37 PM Last Edit: May 03, 2015, 01:00:45 PM by endfire79
Saw this on reddit.  Titled 'everybody on the internet right now'.  I'm figuring it was during the pacquiao / mayweather fight. Not only relevant to boxing  :)

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

LongBlade

#8199
May 03, 2015, 08:43:30 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#8200
May 03, 2015, 08:51:00 PM
Don't try the meatloaf.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#8201
May 03, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
Quote from: besilarius on May 03, 2015, 08:51:00 PM
Don't try the meatloaf.

Could the magazine's name be 'Fails'?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

DoctorQuest

#8202
May 03, 2015, 09:11:11 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 03, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
Quote from: besilarius on May 03, 2015, 08:51:00 PM
Don't try the meatloaf.

Could the magazine's name be 'Fails'?

I dunno. She always gave ME the creeps.  :o
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"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bayonetbrant

#8203
May 04, 2015, 05:28:25 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#8204
May 04, 2015, 05:29:22 AM
for you BattleTech fans



Just remember that anything is airdroppable.... once
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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