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Martok

#8310
May 23, 2015, 04:29:30 PM
^  <chuckle> 

Sounds like a lot of Norwegian jokes I've hard over the years... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#8311
May 24, 2015, 07:17:02 AM
My old girl friend was so dense.  She thought the periodic table was the nightstand she kept her tampons on.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Steelgrave

#8312
May 24, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
My son in OKC sent me this yesterday after I told him Oklahoma must be God's testing ground for the Apocalypse  8)

Martok

#8313
May 24, 2015, 12:56:14 PM
Heh!  I like your son's sense of humor, Steelie.  He obviously gets it from you.  8) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

#8314
May 24, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: Martok on May 24, 2015, 12:56:14 PM
Heh!  I like your son's sense of humor, Steelie.  He obviously gets it from you.  8)

Poor kid got his looks from me too, so it's a trade off   8)

Mr. Bigglesworth

#8315
May 24, 2015, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on May 24, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
My son in OKC sent me this yesterday after I told him Oklahoma must be God's testing ground for the Apocalypse  8)



That's great.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

BanzaiCat

#8316
May 24, 2015, 05:17:45 PM
^ That's exactly what we're dealing with. I'm shocked that Houston isn't underwater by now, as crappy as the drainage is around here. Nonstop rain pretty much for two weeks now. On the plus side, the temp has been in the low 80s, so that's something I guess.

Nefaro

#8317
May 24, 2015, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 24, 2015, 05:17:45 PM
^ That's exactly what we're dealing with.


Same.

Gonna have to build an Ark soon. 


Just opened up the swimming pool for the year, and filled it with almost 2 feet of water a couple weeks ago.  Then it began raining and hasn't stopped.  Probably could've just let the angry thunder god fill the damn thing.  Now it's been running over.  >:(

BanzaiCat

#8318
May 24, 2015, 06:34:01 PM

Staggerwing

#8319
May 24, 2015, 06:35:24 PM
"Wha' manner o' beastie izzah?!"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Nefaro

#8320
May 24, 2015, 07:28:07 PM

Martok

#8321
May 25, 2015, 01:25:30 PM
Damn!  Nefaro beat me to it.  :D 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 24, 2015, 06:34:01 PM

I would like to thank Banzai_Cat for me almost choking to death on my Mountain Dew just now (in a desperate -- and ultimately [if also miraculously] successful -- effort to avoid a Force Five spew on my keyboard).  Shit, that was funny.  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#8322
May 25, 2015, 04:42:02 PM
I didn't think Adelle was that bad a singer/ginger to justify 'that' meme.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#8323
May 25, 2015, 06:24:13 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8324
May 25, 2015, 06:32:15 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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