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GDS_Starfury

#8730
July 30, 2015, 07:00:04 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#8731
July 30, 2015, 07:06:43 PM
I'm offended by your assumption that I could be so easily offended.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#8732
July 30, 2015, 07:40:12 PM
you're such a Belgian.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#8733
July 30, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
Belgian, now that's offensive...  :knuppel2:









Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#8734
July 30, 2015, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 30, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
Belgian, now that's offensive...  :knuppel2:

He could have called you a buxom Luxembourger.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#8735
July 30, 2015, 09:02:39 PM
There is that...






Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#8736
July 31, 2015, 07:51:26 AM

Marty Ward

#8737
July 31, 2015, 10:36:34 AM
New menu items for the coming school term. And you thought the cafeteria food was bad in your day!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Centurion40

#8738
July 31, 2015, 10:42:44 AM
Mmmm, delicious "whole cow" flavour!  Complete with flaming cow anus!!  O0
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#8739
July 31, 2015, 11:05:27 AM
Gotta give them props for truth in advertising.

Mirth, I think you can buy that Soup for Sluts by the case on Amazon.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

#8740
July 31, 2015, 11:23:32 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 31, 2015, 11:05:27 AM


Mirth, I think you can buy that Soup for Sluts by the case on Amazon.


I LOL'd at the "cheap, fast, and easy" on the Soup For Sluts package.

mirth

#8741
July 31, 2015, 11:35:12 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 31, 2015, 11:05:27 AM
Mirth, I think you can buy that Soup for Sluts by the case on Amazon.

I worked out a deal with a local distributor to have a truckload dropped at my place once a month.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Marty Ward

#8742
July 31, 2015, 12:45:49 PM
Next time my wife suggests going to a museum I'm going to suggest we go visit this one!

http://www.phallus.is/en/
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

mirth

#8743
July 31, 2015, 01:55:56 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#8744
July 31, 2015, 03:31:34 PM
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
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