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besilarius

#8925
September 03, 2015, 05:06:24 PM
I see Mark Twain as a cat person.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#8926
September 03, 2015, 05:50:58 PM
Disagree. It would degrade man and improve the cat.

Cats lie in the realm of the zebra - great when left alone, but less than useful if asked to help.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#8927
September 03, 2015, 05:59:46 PM
Don't forget that cats are the mirrors of humans in at least one way: They are the only two types of creatures that, even when there is no threat to be perceived or hunger to be sated, may still kill something just for fun.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#8928
September 03, 2015, 06:13:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#8929
September 03, 2015, 06:44:21 PM

mirth

#8930
September 03, 2015, 06:56:30 PM
^That's a helluva poster!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#8931
September 03, 2015, 06:57:26 PM
Not my best work, but it's adequate. :D

mirth

#8932
September 03, 2015, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 03, 2015, 06:57:26 PM
Not my best work, but it's adequate. :D

You use that line a lot don't you?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#8933
September 03, 2015, 07:33:24 PM
If you don't have to be 100%, why bother? ;)

mirth

#8934
September 03, 2015, 07:41:34 PM
Preaching to the choir...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#8935
September 03, 2015, 07:55:43 PM
^^^ part of the 6% club.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#8936
September 03, 2015, 09:39:15 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 03, 2015, 07:55:43 PM
^^^ part of the 6% club.

Star's Penile Growth Club for Men.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#8937
September 03, 2015, 10:41:56 PM
ok Admiral Jelly Donut.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#8938
September 04, 2015, 07:09:27 AM Last Edit: September 04, 2015, 07:12:26 AM by Centurion40
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 03, 2015, 05:59:46 PM
Don't forget that cats are the mirrors of humans in at least one way: They are the only two types of creatures that, even when there is no threat to be perceived or hunger to be sated, may still kill something just for fun.



http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_the-6-biggest-assholes-in-animal-kingdom.html

Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

#8939
September 04, 2015, 07:22:58 AM
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