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besilarius

#9255
October 20, 2015, 03:50:41 PM
When an apartment and a condo like each other very much, they hug in a special way.l
And that, class, is where houses come from.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

MetalDog

#9256
October 20, 2015, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2015, 11:16:28 AM


I accept the proper use of the word booty.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#9257
October 21, 2015, 09:10:24 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#9258
October 21, 2015, 09:22:49 AM
^ :2funny:

LongBlade

#9259
October 21, 2015, 09:54:56 AM
It's like the Eastern Front in WWII.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

DoctorQuest

#9260
October 21, 2015, 11:15:39 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 21, 2015, 09:54:56 AM
It's like the Eastern Front in WWII.

Ok. THAT I can relate to.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Bison

#9261
October 21, 2015, 12:41:16 PM
The meme is asinine. 

Arctic Blast

#9262
October 21, 2015, 02:43:18 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2015, 09:10:24 AM


There are no winners. It's like a Bizarro World Special Olympics!

Bison

#9263
October 21, 2015, 02:47:27 PM
Yes.  Because they are equivalent.  Good grief.

besilarius

#9264
October 21, 2015, 05:45:31 PM
Everybody knows your name.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Ubercat

#9265
October 21, 2015, 07:06:34 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 21, 2015, 09:54:56 AM
It's like the Eastern Front in WWII.

That's what so fascinates me about the eastern front! Evil vs. evil.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Arctic Blast

#9266
October 21, 2015, 09:11:55 PM
Quote from: Bison on October 21, 2015, 02:47:27 PM
Yes.  Because they are equivalent.  Good grief.

Equivalently obnoxious toolbags, yep.

Bison

#9267
October 21, 2015, 09:16:05 PM Last Edit: October 21, 2015, 09:19:16 PM by Bison
Oh.  I see.  Well that explains everything then doesn't it.

besilarius

#9268
October 22, 2015, 06:12:17 AM
Medieval wisdom.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Centurion40

#9269
October 22, 2015, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 21, 2015, 09:11:55 PM
Quote from: Bison on October 21, 2015, 02:47:27 PM
Yes.  Because they are equivalent.  Good grief.

Equivalently obnoxious toolbags, yep.

No, the elected civil servant is worse, as she actually prevents citizens from exercising their legal rights.  The others are just annoying, offensive douchebags.  They don't actually interfere (as far as I know) with citizens exercising their legal rights.
Any time is a good time for pie.
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