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bayonetbrant

#9510
November 27, 2015, 10:31:51 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#9511
November 28, 2015, 09:14:26 AM
Radio is very stressful
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#9512
November 28, 2015, 09:33:37 AM

bayonetbrant

#9513
November 28, 2015, 11:23:58 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Mr. Bigglesworth

#9514
November 29, 2015, 04:38:51 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Barthheart

#9515
December 02, 2015, 01:48:53 PM

JasonPratt

#9516
December 02, 2015, 05:24:24 PM
Wooo for cloud-armored dual-wielding argument invalider.  O0

Lol'd at "Like a dragon"

Lol'd hard at "White Power Ranger"
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JasonPratt

#9517
December 02, 2015, 05:25:02 PM
Also, kind of afraid of Barth's current avatar.

(See sig for reasons.)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Barthheart

#9518
December 04, 2015, 01:02:55 PM

bayonetbrant

#9519
December 04, 2015, 09:09:04 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#9520
December 04, 2015, 09:57:13 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

W8taminute

#9521
December 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM
If stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn at close range and star trek redshirts die on every mission they go on who would win in a fight?
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bbmike

#9522
December 05, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM
If stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn at close range and star trek redshirts die on every mission they go on who would win in a fight?

Star Trek because Star Trek always wins over Star Wars.  :coolsmiley:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

panzerde

#9523
December 05, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
Unless the red shirts were dressed like Jawas. Imperial Stormtroopers can keep the crap out of Jawas. And moisture farmers.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

bayonetbrant

#9524
December 05, 2015, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: panzerde on December 05, 2015, 03:56:26 PMAnd moisture farmers.

you never saw "Troops" did you?

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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