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BanzaiCat

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April 07, 2016, 07:16:23 AM

BanzaiCat

#10291
April 07, 2016, 07:19:30 AM

Barthheart

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April 07, 2016, 07:32:15 AM

mirth

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April 07, 2016, 08:03:19 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

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April 09, 2016, 01:20:36 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10295
April 10, 2016, 03:30:21 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

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April 11, 2016, 10:04:19 AM Last Edit: April 11, 2016, 10:14:45 AM by bayonetbrant

Quote"Once again, we're boarding only our Élite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."


Edit: caption didn't come thru w/ image
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#10297
April 11, 2016, 10:11:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#10298
April 11, 2016, 10:13:35 AM
I don't get the school bus one. It looks like Times stuff so maybe that's why? Was there any text with it?

+1, the Batman one is awesome!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Barthheart

#10299
April 12, 2016, 06:59:43 AM

Tpek

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April 12, 2016, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on April 12, 2016, 06:59:43 AM


Wow... that is just like some people I work with.... ???

besilarius

#10301
April 12, 2016, 05:38:58 PM
Stuck in the middle.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

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April 12, 2016, 08:07:36 PM

bayonetbrant

#10303
April 13, 2016, 10:05:35 AM
Best FB comment I've seen in a loooooooooong time


:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#10304
April 13, 2016, 12:27:18 PM


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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