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mirth

#10605
June 15, 2016, 11:17:40 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#10606
June 16, 2016, 11:31:28 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 02, 2016, 05:26:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on June 01, 2016, 10:36:10 PM
Ford has a Model 'T'?  :o  I'm still on 'A'.

Then you're not as old as you fear. The 'A' came after the 'T'.  ;)

Chariots came in Mark I's through to Mark XXIIIs.... they never did get the coffee holders right though.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#10607
June 16, 2016, 11:47:58 AM
I remember those coffee holders. They always spilled on a tight turn. Just like the one in my truck today.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

#10608
June 16, 2016, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on June 16, 2016, 11:47:58 AM
I remember those coffee holders. They always spilled on a tight turn. Just like the one in my truck today.

and young'uns today think loins were girded to protect them from swords and spears .... really don't know where they come up with that shit.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#10609
June 17, 2016, 10:59:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10610
June 17, 2016, 11:00:12 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#10611
June 17, 2016, 11:58:36 AM
I thought he looked familiar.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

JasonPratt

#10612
June 17, 2016, 12:33:34 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2016, 12:35:30 PM by JasonPratt
The comments in the FB thread I got this from, are pretty great so far!

I know perfectly well this is not what makes the difference between a "rifle" and an "assault rifle"; but due to how semi-automatic rifles have been marketed in, say, the last decade, a lot of people think it is. And since it's partly satirizing that market, the humor is still somewhat valid.

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JasonPratt

#10613
June 17, 2016, 12:34:39 PM
Related satire:

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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
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mirth

#10614
June 18, 2016, 01:16:43 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#10615
June 18, 2016, 01:43:15 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 18, 2016, 01:16:43 PM


I think I've gotten that fortune cookie before.....

bayonetbrant

#10616
June 19, 2016, 10:21:25 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10617
June 19, 2016, 10:32:29 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10618
June 20, 2016, 07:07:14 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Nefaro

#10619
June 20, 2016, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 17, 2016, 12:33:34 PM
The comments in the FB thread I got this from, are pretty great so far!

I know perfectly well this is not what makes the difference between a "rifle" and an "assault rifle"; but due to how semi-automatic rifles have been marketed in, say, the last decade, a lot of people think it is. And since it's partly satirizing that market, the humor is still somewhat valid.






LOL. 

Yup.
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