More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

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Staggerwing

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JasonPratt

I will only add to the possum discussion:

1.) We have our own dang squirrels here in the south, thank you very much. (In fact we have a few albino squirrels in my little town, although Kenton a few miles north is who is famous for them.) Possums are NOT substitutes for squirrels. They are much, much nastier.

2.) Here in the south, our possums are sometimes armored. I mean more than regular possums. (See: armadillos, of which we have some in West TN.)
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panzerde

Quote from: JasonPratt on July 06, 2016, 08:27:00 AM
2.) Here in the south, our possums are sometimes armored. I mean more than regular possums. (See: armadillos, of which we have some in West TN.)


As long as no one teaches them to shoot back, I think we still have the edge.
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Sir Slash

Now begins..... The Possum Apocalypse.  :o
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panzerde

"Armored Possum" sounds like some sort of JRPG or anime.
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Tpek

As long as it's not power armor...

Iron-Possum... Possum Space Marines... and who knows what else....

bayonetbrant

Quote from: Tpek on July 06, 2016, 03:30:08 PMIron-Possum... Possum Space Marines... and who knows what else....

You could totally create those in the old Justifiers RPG

https://www.scribd.com/doc/310991955/Justifiers-RPG-2nd-Ed-pdf
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

Keep in mind that armadilloes are leprosy carriers as well.
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Come on, cut Bill some slack. He's 85!
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Staggerwing

And that pic is like 10 years old or sumpin.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

And Janeway's been in jail for 4 years!
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers