More Pix For A Laugh

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Pete Dero

#11625
December 14, 2016, 02:08:29 PM

JasonPratt

#11626
December 14, 2016, 05:10:01 PM
^^ Which is funnier, if one knows about a phase some artist went through in drawing the White Queen to look like a young oriental boy.

Re the frying pan: if she didn't notice the weight difference, she couldn't have been carrying the bag, which tells you she's someone who gets someone else to carry her own tennis bag to the court. I'm thinking he may have been wise...
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panzerde

#11627
December 14, 2016, 05:40:19 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

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mirth

#11629
December 14, 2016, 06:31:36 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#11630
December 14, 2016, 06:48:18 PM
I don't think they should be underestimated

MetalDog

#11631
December 14, 2016, 07:32:30 PM
I don't think that's too difficult.  Considering that Stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a planet.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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mirth

#11632
December 14, 2016, 08:11:50 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#11633
December 15, 2016, 08:55:21 AM
 :D

bayonetbrant

#11634
December 15, 2016, 09:01:11 AM
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Barthheart

#11635
December 15, 2016, 11:58:18 AM

Barthheart

#11636
December 15, 2016, 12:00:21 PM

bbmike

#11637
December 15, 2016, 01:10:59 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 14, 2016, 08:11:50 PM


I need to remember this for next year.  :2funny:
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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

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-The Doctor

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besilarius

#11638
December 15, 2016, 07:24:34 PM
Wasn't sure if this is appropriate.
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Sir Slash

#11639
December 15, 2016, 07:34:10 PM
I was a pawn for that gambit besilarius.  :hide:
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