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panzerde

#11835
January 08, 2017, 11:08:10 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 10:29:46 AM



I'm down with this, and all it implies.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Staggerwing

#11836
January 08, 2017, 11:13:19 AM
While we're at it let's make Egypt Alexandrian Greek again. There must be a Ptolemy descendent around somewhere we can dust off and install on the throne.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

panzerde

#11837
January 08, 2017, 11:22:06 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 08, 2017, 11:13:19 AM
While we're at it let's make Egypt Alexandrian Greek again. There must be a Ptolemy descendent around somewhere we can dust off and install on the throne.


Only if we can get the Seleucids set back up, too.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

besilarius

#11838
January 08, 2017, 02:41:05 PM
Believe there is still a pretender to the Bavarian Throne.
We need more Neuschwansteins.
http://www.neuschwanstein.de/englisch/palace/
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Emeraldlis

#11839
January 08, 2017, 06:13:58 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 08, 2017, 11:13:19 AM
While we're at it let's make Egypt Alexandrian Greek again. There must be a Ptolemy descendent around somewhere we can dust off and install on the throne.

Just what Egypt needs another revolution !! They could start thier reign of terror by smashing , grabbing , and looting from the Cairo museum again . After all does the world really need priceless irreplaceable beautiful ancient antiques .....nah , course not !!!
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

panzerde

#11840
January 08, 2017, 06:44:44 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 08, 2017, 06:13:58 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 08, 2017, 11:13:19 AM
While we're at it let's make Egypt Alexandrian Greek again. There must be a Ptolemy descendent around somewhere we can dust off and install on the throne.

Just what Egypt needs another revolution !! They could start thier reign of terror by smashing , grabbing , and looting from the Cairo museum again . After all does the world really need priceless irreplaceable beautiful ancient antiques .....nah , course not !!!


I suspect if you found a Ptolemy they would probably be pretty careful of the artifacts. I mean, most of them are family heirlooms...
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Sir Slash

#11841
January 08, 2017, 08:07:23 PM
Yes, we should actually give them back to the Pharaohs. So that means, they go to Vegas.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#11842
January 08, 2017, 08:20:46 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2017, 03:13:17 PM
I'm waiting for Gus to disclose what exactly comprises a 'Jewish masturbation fantasy'.

Gal Gadot commanding a Merkava.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Capn Darwin

#11843
January 08, 2017, 09:56:55 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 08, 2017, 08:20:46 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2017, 03:13:17 PM
I'm waiting for Gus to disclose what exactly comprises a 'Jewish masturbation fantasy'.

Gal Gadot commanding a Merkava.

+10 for that. Star for the win.
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

panzerde

#11844
January 08, 2017, 10:15:06 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 08, 2017, 08:20:46 PM
Gal Gadot commanding a Merkava.


Huh. Turns out I'm Jewish.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Capn Darwin

#11845
January 08, 2017, 10:29:18 PM
Quote from: panzerde on January 08, 2017, 10:15:06 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 08, 2017, 08:20:46 PM
Gal Gadot commanding a Merkava.


Huh. Turns out I'm Jewish.

Who knew.  :bd: :bd:
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

besilarius

#11846
January 09, 2017, 07:59:46 AM
"Carlos, the car is getting hot.  What should I do?"
"Tell it you have a headache."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#11847
January 09, 2017, 11:55:05 AM

DoctorQuest

#11848
January 09, 2017, 12:11:24 PM
^

And golf.

And pro football.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bbmike

#11849
January 09, 2017, 12:20:31 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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