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besilarius

#14040
December 15, 2017, 07:38:05 AM
Miss Gomez
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#14041
December 15, 2017, 09:00:30 AM

Martok

#14042
December 15, 2017, 01:54:16 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on December 15, 2017, 06:50:11 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 15, 2017, 05:01:29 AM
Hell, I'd be happy just to have wine where I work.  ::)

You joinin' the clergy now?
Nah.  I've long been an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 


I just have a job that requires me to deal with people all day.  Most of the time I enjoy it, but there are those days... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#14043
December 15, 2017, 01:56:47 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 15, 2017, 01:54:16 PM

I just have a job that requires me to deal with people all day.  Most of the time I enjoy it, but there are those days... 

The ones that end in 'y'?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#14044
December 15, 2017, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 15, 2017, 01:56:47 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 15, 2017, 01:54:16 PM

I just have a job that requires me to deal with people all day.  Most of the time I enjoy it, but there are those days... 

The ones that end in 'y'?

The days where he has to deal with people.

Martok

#14045
December 16, 2017, 04:03:14 AM
^  Correct, on both counts. 


To be fair, today wasn't too bad.  I just really hate having to pander to entitled douchebags. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#14046
December 16, 2017, 09:23:45 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bbmike

#14047
December 16, 2017, 09:26:41 AM
^That's got "instant meme" written all over it.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Barthheart

#14048
December 16, 2017, 01:35:28 PM
MD's new avatar!

Emeraldlis

#14049
December 16, 2017, 03:09:03 PM
^....  :2funny:
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

MetalDog

#14050
December 16, 2017, 04:24:33 PM
Done!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Martok

#14051
December 16, 2017, 05:25:59 PM
Hahahaha!  Fantastic!  :bd: 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Emeraldlis

#14052
December 16, 2017, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 16, 2017, 04:24:33 PM
Done!

Excellent!!!!! Cute Grumpy Xmas zappa  :bd: 
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bayonetbrant

#14054
December 16, 2017, 10:19:48 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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