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mirth

#14160
December 27, 2017, 05:04:54 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14161
December 27, 2017, 05:10:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14162
December 27, 2017, 05:20:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#14163
December 27, 2017, 07:20:14 PM
LOLOL
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#14164
December 27, 2017, 07:50:13 PM
Don't forget gas and petrol. Whatever the hell that is.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#14165
December 27, 2017, 09:45:55 PM
Aluminum.       Alyuminium
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#14166
December 27, 2017, 09:53:45 PM
Pants
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#14167
December 27, 2017, 11:13:35 PM
Trousers.


And nobody names their kid Randy.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Sir Slash

#14168
December 27, 2017, 11:27:49 PM
Over there, everybody sits on their bums on park benches. Over here, the bums sit on benches in the park.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

undercovergeek

#14169
December 28, 2017, 05:07:34 AM
Hood - bonnet

Trunk - boot

Pissed - angry

Drunk - pissed

mirth

#14170
December 28, 2017, 07:35:05 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Marty Ward

#14171
December 28, 2017, 07:44:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 28, 2017, 05:07:34 AM
Hood - bonnet

Trunk - boot

Pissed - angry

Drunk - pissed

Dentist - ?

:)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

mirth

#14172
December 28, 2017, 08:09:47 AM
This is on the nose


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#14173
December 28, 2017, 08:45:41 AM
Target: 26 check-out lanes, of which a max of three are open.

undercovergeek

#14174
December 28, 2017, 08:47:30 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on December 28, 2017, 07:44:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 28, 2017, 05:07:34 AM
Hood - bonnet

Trunk - boot

Pissed - angry

Drunk - pissed

Dentist - ?

:)

More important things to moan about than shiny Hollywood teeth?
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