Gifs of Greatness!

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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Quote from: Centurion40 on October 03, 2012, 08:47:10 AM


That looks like a squirrel that was on my front porch taunting my dogs. It had figured out that they couldn't come through the glass windows on the sides of the door.

For several days I couldn't figure out why they would wildly bark at nothing.

When I did figure it out, I opened the door and charged out. The results were hilarious watching that squirrel pull a Wiley E Coyote in mid-air.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Steelgrave

Quote from: Centurion40 on October 03, 2012, 08:37:56 AM


Is this the most recent Viagra commercial? I kinda like the one with the two bathtubs by the ocean.....

Staggerwing

^ That was Cialis with the bathtubs. I confess I'm not sure what the actual message of the tubs is. Why separate? The couple should be in the same tub... soaping up. The dual tubs reminds me too much of how network censors wouldn't allow Lucy and Ricky to sleep in the same bed in the old 'I love Lucy' show. They could only reach across the gap between beds and hold hands at bedtime. ???
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

Quote from: Steelgrave on October 04, 2012, 02:06:22 PM
Is this the most recent Viagra commercial? I kinda like the one with the two bathtubs by the ocean.....

That'd be Cialis...don't ask me how I know...

Ninja'd by Stagger!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 04, 2012, 07:11:17 PM
The dual tubs reminds me too much of how network censors wouldn't allow Lucy and Ricky to sleep in the same bed in the old 'I love Lucy' show. They could only reach across the gap between beds and hold hands at bedtime. ???

That has been bugging you for some time. Tell us how that makes you feel.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Quote from: LongBlade on October 04, 2012, 07:20:01 PM

That has been bugging you for some time. Tell us how that makes you feel.

It was all so very confusing to my young mind. What made it worse was that Sister Mary May Martha Margaret Magdalen hit me with a yard stick in class one day when I asked how Little Ricky was made if the beds were so far apart. I was strangely excited and ashamed afterwards. Now everytime I'm measuring planks for bookcases I get aroused again...   :-[
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

TheCommandTent

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 04, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 04, 2012, 07:20:01 PM

That has been bugging you for some time. Tell us how that makes you feel.

It was all so very confusing to my young mind. What made it worse was that Sister Mary May Martha Margaret Magdalen hit me with a yard stick in class one day when I asked how Little Ricky was made if the beds were so far apart. I was strangely excited and ashamed afterwards. Now everytime I'm measuring planks for bookcases I get aroused again...   :-[

Way to much information :)
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: LongBlade on October 04, 2012, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 04, 2012, 07:11:17 PM
The dual tubs reminds me too much of how network censors wouldn't allow Lucy and Ricky to sleep in the same bed in the old 'I love Lucy' show. They could only reach across the gap between beds and hold hands at bedtime. ???

That has been bugging you for some time. Tell us how that makes you feel.


You dirty girl!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 04, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 04, 2012, 07:20:01 PM

That has been bugging you for some time. Tell us how that makes you feel.

It was all so very confusing to my young mind. What made it worse was that Sister Mary May Martha Margaret Magdalen hit me with a yard stick in class one day when I asked how Little Ricky was made if the beds were so far apart. I was strangely excited and ashamed afterwards. Now everytime I'm measuring planks for bookcases I get aroused again...   :-[

It's OK.

Judging your state of mental progress, I think you're ready to move up to the Brady Bunch and see Mom & Dad in the PJs together in the same bed.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.