American truck simulator

Started by jomni, August 21, 2014, 10:35:00 PM

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GDS_Starfury

Im not interested until theres a Haitian Corolla with a moron driver on I-95 dlc.
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Nefaro

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 21, 2014, 10:44:38 PM
Im not interested until theres a Haitian Corolla with a moron driver on I-95 dlc.

How about something like Somali 'Technical' Pickup Simulator?

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BanzaiCat

I'd play it only if I could jacknife that f*cker right at the confluence of two busy highways and shut all lanes down. As they do here at least once a week.

Staggerwing

If only Chris Christie had thought of that instead of having his aides turn all those Jersey barriers sideways he might still be a contender.
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DennisS

Quote from: Staggerwing on August 22, 2014, 06:31:11 PM
If only Chris Christie had thought of that instead of having his aides turn all those Jersey barriers sideways he might still be a contender.

Would he be a heavyweight contender?     :idiot2: