Do NOT touch the Queen's Guard

Started by steve58, June 26, 2015, 03:09:15 PM

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Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bob48

We should also bear in mind that these troops have to be aware of the fact that one, or more, of these 'tourists' could in fact be someone who wants to do them harm. In some respects, they are sitting ducks for terrorist attacks.
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Staggerwing

How often do the guards have to tussle with members of the public? Considering the millions of folks who go to look there have to be at least a few asshats every week.
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Centurion40

Quote from: Gusington on June 29, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
Maybe not an outright shot...but just tickle them with the bayonet a little.

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Nefaro

As fast as that twirp flew backwards, when the guardsman yelled at him, you'd think he had taken a rifle butt to the face!    >:D