Bawbs 'stache

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Pelenise

October 20, 2015, 06:44:48 AM


Found hiding in Ikea this morning,  do I get a finders prize?   :2funny:
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Barthheart

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October 20, 2015, 07:17:18 AM
 :2funny:

besilarius

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October 20, 2015, 07:19:18 AM
Knew it escaped and flew away during the Battle of Britain flyovers!
Do they winter over in Scandinavia?  Kind of like Swallows and Capistrano?
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bob48

#3
October 20, 2015, 07:28:00 AM
...or Artic geese?
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undercovergeek

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October 20, 2015, 07:31:45 AM
lmao - awesome

Gusington

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October 20, 2015, 07:56:14 AM
Clearly an imposter...the real Bawbstache is bigger, cleaner and more menacing.
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undercovergeek

#6
October 20, 2015, 07:58:09 AM
but does it come with a tips and ideas tag?

mirth

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October 20, 2015, 08:06:27 AM
hahahaha!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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bob48

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October 20, 2015, 09:00:55 AM
Quote from: Gusington on October 20, 2015, 07:56:14 AM
Clearly an imposter...the real Bawbstache is bigger, cleaner and more menacing.

I wouldn't mind, but she made me hold it up while she took the picture!

....where have I heard that before?........................
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'Clip those corners'

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Pelenise

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October 20, 2015, 09:03:23 AM
Quote from: Gusington on October 20, 2015, 07:56:14 AM
Clearly an imposter...the real Bawbstache is bigger, cleaner and more menacing.
couldn't get any cleaner then that,  and at least its detachable
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bayonetbrant

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October 20, 2015, 09:27:00 AM
it was hunted and skinned like a pelt for a rug ?!!?
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Sir Slash

#11
October 20, 2015, 09:35:04 AM
Damn, that's a lot of 'Stache'. I guess size does matter. ^-^
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GDS_Starfury

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October 20, 2015, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 20, 2015, 07:58:09 AM
but does it come with a tips and ideas tag?

yes, thats why the wife keeps hitting him with the pan.
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