Which D&D Monster Are You?

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LongBlade

August 26, 2015, 01:14:52 PM
Heh.

Lich.



QuoteMany creatures hope to escape death. When such creatures are powerful and corrupt—such as yourself—they sometimes turn to rituals that can transform them into liches. However, immortality comes with a price, and you have since lost the remaining shreds of your humanity in the process. Oops.

Quiz can be found here: http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/what-monster-are-you
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

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August 26, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

#3
August 26, 2015, 01:55:27 PM
Flesh Golem


QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).

:coolsmiley:

Silent Disapproval Robot

#4
August 26, 2015, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 26, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on August 26, 2015, 01:35:18 PM
Owlbear.

Give us the dang quote!

15 minutes as a lich and he's already gone mad with power.....

Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)

You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill... which would probably include most of your other guests.

LongBlade

#5
August 26, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 26, 2015, 01:55:27 PM
Flesh Golem


QuoteYou are a grisly assortment of humanoid body parts stitched and bolted together into a muscled brute imbued with formidable strength. Your brain is capable of simple reason, although your thoughts are no more sophisticated than those of a young child (candy good!).

:coolsmiley:

Thank you for proving my point.

Planet!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#6
August 26, 2015, 07:15:19 PM
Owlbear.

You are probably the result of genetic experimentation by some insane wizard. You are a ravenous eater, aggressive hunter, and evil tempered at all times. You attack prey on sight and will fight to the death. Infamous for your bad temper, you attack anything you think you can kill... which would probably include most of your other guests.
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bbmike

#7
August 26, 2015, 07:20:10 PM
Vampire. But like most of these "Which blah blah are you" quizzes, I could see where the questions were leading.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Bison

#8
August 26, 2015, 07:51:49 PM
Chimeric Monstrosity (Owlbear)

Arctic Blast

#9
August 27, 2015, 12:53:08 AM
Owlbear.

Toonces

#10
August 27, 2015, 06:02:29 AM
Count Strahd!  How did that happen...I was deliberately NOT going for vampire!
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bayonetbrant

#11
August 27, 2015, 08:27:52 AM
Kobold.  An no, I'm not posting the description.  But I did choose my answers by "most ludicrous juxtaposition to the previous answer"
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mirth

#12
August 27, 2015, 08:40:08 AM
Mummy.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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LongBlade

#13
August 27, 2015, 09:15:05 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2015, 08:27:52 AM
Kobold.  An no, I'm not posting the description.  But I did choose my answers by "most ludicrous juxtaposition to the previous answer"

I've taken the quiz several times. Kobold pops up with alarming regularity. It's not you - something about the quiz is wonky.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#14
August 27, 2015, 09:15:20 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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