no idea where to put things that are just out-there-wacky-like-Star's-imagined-sex-life?
Drop them here...
Great idea. About time we consolidated all those WTF's. We don't want them running around on the loose. O0
a quick search on threads with "WTF" in the title gives us about 12 of them
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 25, 2017, 02:58:32 PM
a quick search on threads with "WTF" in the title gives us about 12 of them
WTF?!
WT12F's?
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/07/27/james-harden-houston-rockets-jersey-retired-houston-strip-club
https://timeline.com/queen-victoria-boy-jones-stalker-88c12011bc64
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 04, 2017, 03:59:33 PM
https://timeline.com/queen-victoria-boy-jones-stalker-88c12011bc64
Some wasted talent there, although perhaps he wouldn't think so!
https://www.someecards.com/news/news/a-dk-shaped-church-had-a-water-main-break-right-in-the-tip/
^hahahaha! :2funny:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 28, 2017, 01:39:53 PM
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/07/27/james-harden-houston-rockets-jersey-retired-houston-strip-club
"The Beard" has long had a reputation as being the biggest skirt-chaser in the NBA (and skirt chaser is the polite way of saying it). Everyone loved Harden here in OKC but in Houston, he's a rock star and from what I've heard, takes advantage of that status with the ladies 8)
http://urbo.com/content/things-you-do-not-want-to-find-as-a-homeowner
Weird! Great article. O0
Here's one of my best stories and definitely a WTF experience for me. I'd forgotten about it for years but it popped into my head a couple of days ago.
About 24 years ago I was living in west Philly and walking home alone. It was broad daylight. I was in a residential neighborhood; houses one after the other and cars parked up and down the street.
I'm strolling along, minding my own business, when I hear a female voice say "Hi, sexy!"
I pause, look around and see no one, that was weird.
Start walking again, three steps, "Hi, sexy!"
I stop again and look around. I start examining the upper stories of the nearest houses. Is someone in a second floor window?
Seeing no one, I start walking again, two steps, "Hi, sexy!"
I stop again, What the hell is going on??, I look around again, and then I notice the nearest car. The windows are down and there's a little girl sitting in it, about five years old. Next to her is a boy, probably about 7. I'm guessing he was her brother. As soon as I notice them the girl says "Hi, sexy!" and giggles. I raise my hand to wave, a little awkwardly, and say "Uhhh.., Hi".
And then the little boy sets me straight. He looks me right in the eye and says, very seriously, "She doesn't really think that you're sexy."
:DD
^ I was so waiting for the "woman" to turn out to be a parrot. :2funny: Still a good story, though!
https://twitter.com/tacomastories/status/896132959249457154
Now there's something you don't see every day.
Those Tacoma statues always play so... hard... to get. The statues here in Fla. are easier but sometimes they turnout to be old people that are just asleep.
Science!
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/897512650086723584
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 11, 2017, 06:24:48 PM
https://twitter.com/tacomastories/status/896132959249457154
aged Antifa members start to molest "Southern Belle"-like monuments as a new form of 'protest' in the lack of proper Confederate monuments to befoul in their area ::)
Quote from: MikeGER on August 16, 2017, 06:49:40 AM
aged Antifa members start to molest "Southern Belle"-like monuments as a new form of 'protest' in the lack of proper Confederate monuments to befoul in their area ::)
you have no idea where Tacoma is, do you?
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 16, 2017, 07:33:38 AM
Quote from: MikeGER on August 16, 2017, 06:49:40 AM
aged Antifa members start to molest "Southern Belle"-like monuments as a new form of 'protest' in the lack of proper Confederate monuments to befoul in their area ::)
you have no idea where Tacoma is, do you?
i have, its in WA
far from the south, that's why its only a "Southern Belle"-
like monument ...the local Antifa usually don't have the funds to operate abroad so they have go creative :P
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 08, 2017, 10:50:41 AM
https://www.someecards.com/news/news/a-dk-shaped-church-had-a-water-main-break-right-in-the-tip/
Disappointing it is a fake. But an entertaining fake.
I don't know if this is legit, but it should be
http://www.telegraphsun.com/elgin-illinois-man-booked-prostitute-turned-wife/
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 17, 2017, 06:00:01 AM
I don't know if this is legit, but it should be
http://www.telegraphsun.com/elgin-illinois-man-booked-prostitute-turned-wife/
Bwahaha! Reading that story made me immediately think "Jerry Springer Show".
Bored with Bingo? Try D&D!
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/899536916764348416
G-3. An Ogre just ate you.
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 11, 2017, 07:53:07 PM
Now there's something you don't see every day.
Thank god.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/tobacco-smoke-enema
still better than what has been reported...
I might've found Mirth a job
http://www.scarymommy.com/british-nanny-ad-viral-funny/
So he'd be the one that the nanny candidates practice their ju-jitsu on?
all the kids picked on them for being nerds.
had the first threesome at 16....
Quote from: mirth on August 21, 2017, 07:47:35 AM
Bored with Bingo? Try D&D!
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/899536916764348416
totally SFW, but pretty funny
https://medium.com/the-hit-job/the-g-string-incident-52c230475d55
Okay seriously, why would she want it back after that???
I thought that was the reasoning behind the whole 'edible' panties thing. So this kind of thing couldn't happen. Was there another reason I missed? ;)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 25, 2017, 11:48:09 PM
all the kids picked on them for being nerds.
had the first threesome at 16....
Quote from: mirth on August 21, 2017, 07:47:35 AM
Bored with Bingo? Try D&D!
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/899536916764348416
WTF is that hex map of on the back wall? Is it Middle Earth? All signs point to yes. Talk about a copyright violation ...
You sure it's a hex map? It could be some kind of Nat Geo-style foldout map hanging in a classroom or school library. Maybe it came with one of those illustrated versions of LotR or the Hobbit. It looks to have photos or illustrations of places along the sides.
It's the guy's. To doubly impress those two hot chicks I bet. Nothing got them wet like Tolkien did back then. <:-)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHvMDJvXgAEP1bK.jpg)
I can't get over that I'm looking at Harold Ramis from Stripes there in the middle.
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https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/902113655491350528
Hahahaha...
Reminds me of a (terrible) joke from back in the 80s regarding the Bhopal disaster...
What's Union Carbide's theme song?
One little, two little, three little Indians...
...I know, I'm an awful person for laughing at that...still.
The Middle Earth map is the board for SPI's War of the Rings game from the 70's.
The Wife is friends with the great grandson of the founder of Union Carbide. He can also trace his family tree back to medieval France. We were invited to one of their 'summer houses' about 15 years ago and it is absolutely bonkers the amount of wealth the family has...probably the wealthiest mofo I have ever met. Scary stuff.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 27, 2017, 11:23:09 PM
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I can't get over that I'm looking at Harold Ramis from Stripes there in the middle.
I can't get over that one of the girls is wearing a tie. :smitten:
Come to think of it, didn't one of the romantic leads in Stripes look like her?
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/902227544115687424
???
I can see his 'little weiner' there. :2funny:
http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=20337.msg549195#msg549195
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html
Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html
It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2017, 09:56:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html
It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.
Regardless, it was a stupid thing to say. Particularly now when everything police officers do is being put under a microscope.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2017, 09:56:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html
It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.
"Hey guys, it's OK to make racist statements while officially representing the law of the state and carrying a gun. I mean, I was only joking!"
Yep, there, all better.
This isn't a media over-reaction, except to those already inclined to negatively view
everything from the media in a negative light.
This was one of the dumbest and most idiotic statements to come from a public servant in the history of ever.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 01, 2017, 10:10:15 AM
This was one of the dumbest and most idiotic statements to come from a public servant in the history of ever.
Yep.
Yes, you should keep that kind of humor in the Station House where it belongs. C:-)
Why is there only one 'Monopolies Commission'?
Because if there were more they'd have to call them Polypolies Commissions?
Please refer your request to the Department of Redundancy Department.
Time to move
http://kiisfm.iheart.com/featured/alex/content/2017-08-30-this-mans-apartment-is-haunted-hes-documenting-it-on-twitter/
As my former boss said
"Welcome to Nopeville. Population: Me" (http://www.boredpanda.com/scary-nature/?utm_source=grogheads)
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/scary-nature-3-59af9ffb46420__605.jpg)
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more fuel for nightmares at the link
^Cool! And there's no way I'd stand that close to that lava pit.
Yes, yes that is Ray Liotta as Colonel Sanders
No.
That has to be a sign of the Apocalypse.
What are you? Some kind of Wiseguy?
http://wncn.com/2017/09/13/massive-slimy-fatberg-clogging-a-london-sewer-weighs-143-tons/
https://www.sciencechannel.com/tv-shows/what-on-earth/videos/someone-built-a-secret-mansion-on-top-of-this-skyscraper
I saw that show.
https://twitter.com/swasFT/status/918833382469128192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://www.swast.nhs.uk/news/MAN-SAVED-AFTER-SWALLOWING-FISH.htm
Story sounds 'fishy' to me. Too easy? Sounds like they had a halibut time getting it out. #:-)
They had a whale of a time
http://www.businessinsider.com/lsu-fraternity-brothers-charged-after-pledge-death-2017-10
HOLY SHIT
QuoteAt the time of Gruver's autopsy, his blood alcohol content was .496 percent, which is more than six times the legal limit for driving, The Times noted. His cause of death was "acute ethanol intoxication with aspiration," The Times reported, citing the East Baton Rouge Parish Coroner's Office.
:o
Yikes
Jesus jumped up Christ... .496???
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 13, 2017, 08:24:46 PM
Jesus jumped up Christ... .496???
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
At that point you basically need a dialysis machine to get the BAL down fast enough.
Yeah, I was gonna say, your body starts shutting down WAY lower than that. This kid must have had a helluva constitution to get to that level.
I hope they throw the book at those so-called 'frat brothers.'
Pfft... Sudbury on a Saturday night. \m/
I supposed someone should get some kudos for investigating all this in such detail, eh?
https://sleepopolis.com/best-mattress/best-mattress-for-sex/
I'll vote for any mattress that'll get her to sleep after sex instead of tell me her Life Story.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-2355.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Just heading home from Drop-Tanks-R-Us.
"Honey! You're not going to believe what I found at the Flea Market today".
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com%2F51%2F50%2F6be694cf7a7f7b52693234764c142ea9-the-most-wtf-picture-of-all-time.jpg&hash=338e67c6e1e147d749856d7c389cf96ae8ce07e0)
I'm thinking he's gonna need help with that.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2017, 10:22:49 AM
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If you really look, there is a lot of WTF in that picture.
What do you mean- doesn't everyone have a crucifix-shaped dermal implant over their sternum?
WHY would anyone want to look closer at that pic..... :hide:
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2017, 07:07:04 PM
WHY would anyone want to look closer at that pic..... :hide:
It's full of good RPG monster ideas.
And Halloween costume ideas. Or, if you're making a new Road Warrior movie.....
...in the Star Trek universe. What could possibly go wrong?
If anyone from CBS sees that pic, they'll cast 'em in Discovery.
I thought she was one of those new Klingons.
Like anyone knows what Klingons look like anymore....
I think the new Klingons would be afraid of her.
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 25, 2017, 10:09:01 PM
I think the new Klingons would be afraid of her.
If I had a gun to my head and was forced to choose between that pic or the Duras sisters....well, helloooo ladies!
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51tRSeEGg2L.jpg)
https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2017/11/fairfax-co-suspect-killed-domestic-incident-self-inflicted-chainsaw-injuries/slide/1/ (https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2017/11/fairfax-co-suspect-killed-domestic-incident-self-inflicted-chainsaw-injuries/slide/1/)
This happened about three miles from where I live.
Not my preferred way of committing suicide. I prefer death by Bourbon and Bacon.
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
Not my preferred way of committing suicide. I prefer death by Bourbon and Bacon.
How's that coming along? :P
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
Not my preferred way of committing suicide.
Yeah, but part of me wants to know just how he did it. Did he take the chainsaw to his thigh and bleed out? At any rate, I can't imagine being able to take a chainsaw to my own body.
it could have been accidental. It sounds like he was in some kind of rage- maybe he was swinging the chainsaw around in the garage and it kicked back on to his body, possibly neck area, after hitting something.
TRUE STORY. When I worked in Mental Health, we had a patient that eloped from his ward and before being found, got into the Maintenance Workshop. He used an electric table saw the cut both of his hands off. He was found in time to save him and both hands were reattached with some success but crazy people will find a way to do things you would think nobody ever could.
https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/929710375750189058
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/self-taught-rocket-scientist-will-launch-over-california-town-weekend-180967303/
Quote from: mirth on November 22, 2017, 01:00:05 PM
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/self-taught-rocket-scientist-will-launch-over-california-town-weekend-180967303/
Love this bit
QuoteDespite his engineering skills, Hughes says he doesn't believe in science. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust," he tells Graham. "But that's not science, that's just a formula. There's no difference between science and science fiction."
Sounds like a certain former poster.
Sounds like an imminent Darwin Award.
Launching yourself on a homemade rocket, what could possibly go wrong?
^Insert clip of the Coyote sitting on an ACME rocket and lighting the fuse with a match.
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Quote from: Staggerwing on November 22, 2017, 09:12:54 PM
^Insert clip of the Coyote sitting on an ACME rocket and lighting the fuse with a match.
LOL - you read my mind ;D
Whatever happened to ACME? I heard Little Kim used their tech for his nuke program.
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 23, 2017, 10:03:20 AM
Whatever happened to ACME?
They ran into legal trouble: http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/coyote-acme.shtml
QuoteUNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT OF ARIZONA
Tempe, Arizona
Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding
________________________________
WILE E. COYOTE, §
Plaintiff §
v. § CIVIL ACTION NO. B19294
§
ACME COMPANY, §
Defendant §
________________________________
OPENING STATEMENT OF HAROLD SCHOFF,
COUNSEL FOR PLAINTIFF
By Mr. Schoff:
My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hearby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.
Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions, he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, 'Defendant'), through that company's mail order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in the profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.
Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th, he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled, Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifteen feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speed as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment, the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poor design and engineering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or non-existent steering system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled led it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa.
Paragraph One of the Report of Attending Physician (Exhibit B), prepared by Dr. Ernst Grosscup, M.D., D.O., details the multiple fractures, contusions, and tissue damage suffered by Mr. Coyote as a result of this collision. Repair of the injuries required a full bandage around the head (excluding the ears), a neck brace, and full or partial casts on all four legs. Hampered by these injuries, Mr. Coyote was nevertheless obliged to support himself. With this in mind, he purchased of Defendant as an aid to mobility one pair of Acme Rocket Skates. When he attempted to use this product, however, he became involved in an accident remarkably similar to that which occurred with the Rocket Sled. Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a product which attached powerful jet engines (in this case, two) to inadequate vehicles, with little or no provision for passenger safety. Encumbered by his heavy casts, Mr. Coyote lost control of the Rocket Skates soon after strapping them on, and collided with a roadside billboard so violently as to leave a hole in the shape of his full silhouette.
Mr. Coyote states that on occasions too numerous to list in this document he has suffered mishaps with explosives purchased of Defendant: the Acme 'Little Giant' Firecracker, the Acme Self-Guided Aerial Bomb, etc. (For a full listing see the Acme Mail Order Explosives Catalogue and attached deposition, entered in evidence as Exhibit C.) Indeed, it is safe to say that not once has an explosive purchased of Defendant by Mr. Coyote performed in an expected manner. To cite just one example: At the expense of much time and personal effort, Mr. Coyote constructed around the outer rim of a butte a wooden trough beginning at the top of the butte and spiraling downward around it to some few feet above a black X painted on the desert floor. The trough was designed in such a way that a spherical explosive of the type sold by Defendant would roll easily and swiftly down to the point of detonation indicated by the X. Mr. Coyote placed a generous pile of birdseed directly on the X, and then, carrying the spherical Acme Bomb (Catalogue #78) climbed to the top of the butte. Mr. Coyote's prey, seeing the birdseed, approached, and Mr. Coyote proceeded to light the fuse. In an instant, the fuse burned down to the stem, causing the bomb to detonate.
In addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote:
1. Severe singeing of the hair on the head, neck, and muzzle.
2. Sooty discoloration.
3. Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.
4. Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling, and ashy disintegration.
5. Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring.
We come now to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff's Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date, no explanation has been found for this product's sudden and extreme malfunction. As advertised by Defendant, this product is simplicity itself: two wood-and-metal sandals, each attached to milled-steel springs of high tensile strength and compressed in a tightly coiled position by a cocking device with a lanyard release. Mr. Coyote believed that this product would enable him to pounce upon his prey in the initial moments of the chase, when swift reflexes are at a premium.
To increase the shoes' thrusting power still further, Mr. Coyote affixed them by their bottoms to the side of a large boulder. Adjacent to the boulder was a path which Mr. Coyote's prey was known to frequent. Mr. Coyote put his hind feet in the wood-and-metal sandals and crouched in readiness, his right forepaw holding firmly to the lanyard release. Within a short time, Mr. Coyote's prey did indeed appear on the path coming toward him. Unsuspecting, the prey stopped near Mr. Coyote, well within range of the springs at full extension. Mr. Coyote gauged the distance with care and proceeded to pull the lanyard release. At this point, Defendant's product should have thrust Mr. Coyote forward and away from the boulder. Instead, for reasons yet unknown, the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes thrust the boulder away from Mr. Coyote. As the intended prey looked on unharmed, Mr. Coyote hung suspended in the air. Then the twin springs recoiled, bringing Mr. Coyote to a violent feet-first collision with the boulder, the full weight of his head and forequarters falling upon his lower extremities. The force of this impact then caused the springs to rebound, where upon Mr. Coyote was thrust skyward. A second recoil and collision followed. The boulder, meanwhile, which was roughly ovoid in shape, had begun to bounce down a hillside, the coiling and recoiling of the springs adding to its velocity. At each bounce, Mr. Coyote came into contact with the boulder, or the boulder came into contact with Mr. Coyote, or both came into contact with the ground. As the grade was a long one, this process continued for some time. The sequence of collisions resulted in systemic physical damage to Mr. Coyote, viz., flattening of the cranium, sideways displacement of the tongue, reduction of length of legs and upper body, and compression of vertebrae from base of tail to head. Repetition of blows along a vertical axis produced a series of regular horizontal folds in Mr. Coyote's body tissues, a rare and painful condition which caused Mr. Coyote to expand upward and contract downward alternately as he walked, and to emit an off-key, accordion-like wheezing with every step. The distracting and embarrassing nature of this symptom has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote's pursuit of a normal social life.
As the court is no doubt aware, Defendant has a virtual monopoly of manufacture and the sale of goods required by Mr. Coyote's work. It is our contention that Defendant has used its market advantage to the detriment of the consumer of such specialized products as itching powder, giant kites, Burmese tiger traps, anvils, and two-hundred-foot-long rubber bands. Much as he has come to mistrust Defendant's products, Mr. Coyote has no other domestic source of supply to which to turn. One can only wonder what our trading partners in Western Europe and Japan would make of such a situation, where a giant company is allowed to victimize the consumer in the most reckless and wrongful manner over and over again. Mr. Coyote respectfully requests that the Court regard these larger economic implications and assess punitive damages in the amount of seventeen million dollars. In addition, Mr. Coyote seeks actual damages (missed meals, medical expenses, days lost from professional occupation) of one million dollars; general damages (mental suffering, injury to reputation) of twenty million dollars; and attorney's fees of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. By awarding Mr. Coyote the full amount, this Court will censure Defendant, its directors, officers, shareholders, successors, and assigns, in the only language they understand, and reaffirm the right of the individual predator to equal protection under the law.
^hahahaha!!!
This is even more redonkulous
Quote from: mirth on November 26, 2017, 07:42:04 PM
This is even more redonkulous
Whaaaaaaaaaat thhhhhhhheee ?!?!?!.... :DD I think that was the uss enterprise captain kirk was pointing at in the sky!!! Leaving his freaky self behind PRONTO ;D I don't even think spock would be freaky enough to stay behind and hug a mountain ;D But I guess I should say, thanks captain kirk for explaining free climbing... Like a gazillion times :bd:
Quote from: Staggerwing on November 26, 2017, 08:14:24 PM
And also:
:2funny: :2funny: love those guys!!! That was a funny find.....
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi61.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh52%2Flisajanecoleman%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2F2017-11%2FScreenshot_20171127-005305_zpsimwxl0kd_edit_1511744158131_zpspmzdbdeg.jpeg&hash=5eac6ed8f19849cd6e26c020e5a8fe57951d1be6)
A camel doing dressage?
[yt]https://youtu.be/eFe-SoS-HOQ[/yt]
I rode a camel in Isreal in 2009. The hump is not a testicle-friendly place. It took my balls about 3 days to recover from the experience. I think the camel thought it was funny because he was smiling the whole time.
https://nypost.com/2017/12/07/military-wives-furious-over-proposal-to-send-sex-workers-for-the-troops/
what did I just watch?!
Wait, why did a Jonas brother testify at the FIFA corruption trials? (https://sports.yahoo.com/wait-jonas-brother-testify-fifa-corruption-trials-002215396.html)
QuoteThe latest random, irrelevant, hilarious twist was an unexpected appearance at the witness stand from none other than American pop star Kevin Jonas – one of the three Jonas Brothers.
Huh? Why?
It's a bit of a long story, but essentially, federal prosecutors in New York needed to prove that a Paul McCartney concert in Buenos Aires on Nov. 11, 2010, did in fact occur. Why? Because one of the defendants in the trial, Juan Angel Napout, had, according to prior testimony, been in attendance that night. And tickets to the concert — worth five-figure American dollars — were allegedly one of the many bribes Napout received.
But the defense team representing Napout, a former Paraguayan soccer official implicated in the bribery case, refused to specifically admit that the concert even occurred. The prosecution, therefore, simply had to find someone who had attended the concert. So who did they find?
Not a random Argentinean Paul McCartney fan. Not an American tourist who had travelled for the occasion. Kevin Jonas. Of course. He took the witness stand, answered a few simple questions, and was on his way.
Maybe Australia should just send the Sex-Workers to the enemy to service them and they wouldn't need to send the soldiers at all. :uglystupid2:
Bloody hell, there's soooo much wrong with that sex workers for the military article, I don't know where to begin :o I'm sure most separated couples have their own... Uhm.... Sexy system figured out for keeping each others needs met.
And thank you Diana horner for teaching me how to look like more of an edjjt when I dance, than I already do O0
And now a Jonas brother has been dragged into the ever ongoing FIFA corruption stories..... The worlds gone mad I tell you... MAD :wow:
You're not wrong. And now there are rumours about Mickey and Minnie Mouse...............
Scumbags better not mess with the house of mouse :knuppel2: it's one of the few innocent things left in the world O:-)
Mickey and Minnie you say? That's just Goofy! :DD You know you wanted to say it too.
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 08, 2017, 03:07:08 PM
Mickey and Minnie you say? That's just Goofy! :DD You know you wanted to say it too.
I was leaving that golden comedy nugget for you sir Slash :bd: you did it so stylishly too :DD
Its a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
Quote from: bob48 on December 08, 2017, 05:25:21 PM
Its a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
Dependable bunch 'a blokes you lot are
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/05/facebook-men-children-sexual-images
Glad they got that figured it out.
Wow. Just, wow. :hide:
LOL, that guy cracks me up but he is only Cajun by way of Slovenia
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-disneyland-social-clubs-20180209-story.html
QuoteThe lawsuit reads like mob movie set in a theme park. The plot revolves around the Main Street Fire Station 55 Social Club, whose leaders claim they have been bullied and terrorized by the head of the White Rabbits Social Club.
Heh. They had that on 'Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me' a few weeks ago.
https://twitter.com/tokugifs/status/993255973245595648