Sorry, Britain Cannot Repel a UFO Invasion

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mirth

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October 22, 2012, 03:00:22 PM
Here's hoping that a Martian cylinder doesn't land on Horsell Common anytime soon.
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Gusington

#2
October 22, 2012, 05:52:41 PM
^I was just going to type...that.
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Staggerwing

#3
October 22, 2012, 06:00:26 PM
Sadly there is currently no RN vessel named Thunder Child either...
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besilarius

#4
October 22, 2012, 06:19:03 PM
Everyone is forgetting the obvious.
Britain needs no special weapons against alien invasions.
They have Dr. Who.
The planet is protected.
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mirth

#5
October 22, 2012, 06:34:34 PM
Quote from: besilarius on October 22, 2012, 06:19:03 PM
Everyone is forgetting the obvious.
Britain needs no special weapons against alien invasions.
They have Dr. Who.
The planet is protected.

MoD fired Dr Who in the last round of budget cutting. The TARDIS is now actually a Public Call Box, though it is roomier than most.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#6
October 22, 2012, 07:17:40 PM
Don't panic folks. I've been playing X-com. I've got this.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#7
October 23, 2012, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 22, 2012, 06:34:34 PM
Quote from: besilarius on October 22, 2012, 06:19:03 PM
Everyone is forgetting the obvious.
Britain needs no special weapons against alien invasions.
They have Dr. Who.
The planet is protected.

MoD fired Dr Who in the last round of budget cutting. The TARDIS is now actually a Public Call Box, though it is roomier than most.

Except no one knows where it is....Anyway, we could repel any invasion from anywhere - just reform the Spice Girls.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#8
October 23, 2012, 06:49:09 AM
The Horror! Surely even Alien Overlords can't be that bad?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#9
October 23, 2012, 06:51:11 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 23, 2012, 06:49:09 AM
The Horror! Surely even Alien Overlords can't be that bad?
^My thoughts entirely matey...makes you shudder at the very thought of it. You could almost feel sorry for the invaders.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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