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bayonetbrant

#1125
April 19, 2016, 03:48:49 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#1126
April 20, 2016, 06:03:10 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1127
April 20, 2016, 06:03:52 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#1128
April 20, 2016, 08:54:44 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1129
April 20, 2016, 09:00:02 PM
-smh-

Long way to go for not much pay off.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

JasonPratt

#1130
April 22, 2016, 12:30:53 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2016, 06:03:52 PM


While I think I get the joke, I'm failing to see how it's a pun...?  ???
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#1131
April 27, 2016, 09:08:34 PM

MetalDog

#1132
April 27, 2016, 09:21:22 PM
Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#1133
April 28, 2016, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 27, 2016, 09:21:22 PM
Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?

That was such a tortuous story-pun that I think its in a new category... Dad Puns.
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My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#1134
April 28, 2016, 05:40:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1135
April 28, 2016, 05:40:57 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1136
April 28, 2016, 05:42:10 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1137
April 28, 2016, 05:43:22 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1138
April 28, 2016, 07:35:07 PM
Please stop.  Those are crimes against the English language.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#1139
April 28, 2016, 08:31:17 PM
Sound like they got your Bach against the wall there.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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