Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Bison

Jar Jar the begninng of the end or was it the Ewoks?

Gusington

Definitely the Ewoks. Damn I've been screwed since I was 9. Pass the beer.


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Gusington



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JasonPratt

Quote from: Gusington on March 31, 2018, 05:58:14 PM
There is no damned way the prequels are better than the sequels.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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Huw the Poo

Quote from: Gusington on March 31, 2018, 05:58:14 PM
There is no damned way the prequels are better than the sequels.

I honestly think they are.  Despite their many flaws, at least they were dense, world-building and had some character, none of which can be said about the new films.  I'll take I-III over VII-VIII any day.  Although obviously the original trilogy remains the best films in this increasingly silly saga.

Sir Slash

I heard Disney just bought the Mona Lisa. They want to add a pair of glasses and a cigarette in one hand to the painting. And a hand since none are already included. After that they plan on adding a new body part every year for the next 5 years. And...... Mouse Ears.
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jamus34

I heard they want to exhume Walt's corpse so they can piss on the remains.
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JasonPratt

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That thumbnail gives a clue what she's (adorably) trolling about.

(The snakes are far more subtle.)

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Sir Slash

Six out of the 10 stuffed snakes in bed with her have higher IQ's than she does.  :coolsmiley:
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JasonPratt

She likes playing dumb, as a sardonic joke, but she's usually pretty incisive.

I don't understand her derogatory dismissal of complaints about TLJ (complaints which she is satirizing here) -- she's definitely smart enough to realize the gist of the complaints, and it isn't like she's married to SJWish cultural pushes -- but since I usually post critique videos I wanted to play fair on the other side, and she's entertaining.  O0
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Gusington

Dudes...DUDES...

...maybe...MAYBE...Revenge of the Sith may edge out the newer films. I have not formed a solid opinion yet on The Last Jedi. But I definitely don't hate it.

I am pretty close to hating I & II.


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Silent Disapproval Robot

Phantom Menace sucks pretty much every kind of ball that there is but Last Jedi is as bad, if not worse.  The prequels were bad but at least they got better as they progressed to the point where Sith isn't all that bad if you ignore a few cringey scenes.

Force Awakens was pretty bleh.  Last Jedi compares unfavourably to The Christmas Special and, based on the noise coming from Disney, it sounds like the downward trend is set to continue. 

At least Rogue One was pretty good.....

mirth

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JasonPratt

Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 02, 2018, 06:03:30 PM
Last Jedi compares unfavourably to The Christmas Special and...

I wouldn't go that far. The fx were okay in TLJ. I have decided to fight people on TLJ having the best FX in the series so far, however. The FX are entirely up to par, but there are relatively few 'settings' for the fx compared to any other Star Wars film I can name.

So yep, the prequels beat it on that, too. MEANINGFUL DIVERSITY, HO!
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Gusington

 :2funny: HAHA the Christmas Special!!


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