The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

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mirth

Quote from: JasonPratt on July 13, 2017, 06:59:59 AM
Wait, what? Five tornadoes in one day in Maine?!  :hide:

It's definitely not the norm for us.
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Barthheart


Sir Slash

Tornadoes always hit trailer parks. If you don't have any trailer parks in Maine, then you're OK.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat


Sir Slash

Here in Fla. the trailer-park crowd likes to run out in a tornado and video their possesions being blown-away. And others blown into theirs. It's called a, Wind-Driven Flea Market.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

I thought that's ALL that Maine is...trailer parks and lobster restaurants?

mirth

Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 13, 2017, 04:50:02 PM
I thought that's ALL that Maine is...trailer parks and lobster restaurants?

And small town vampires and werewolves
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 13, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
And shit like




that's actually Wilmington, NC, where nothing good ever happens

(why yes, my first wedding was actually in Wilmington... why do you ask?)
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Sir Slash

Come to think of it, it would be funny as shit to see a whole trailer-park buried in snow with their front doors all frozen shut.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat


Barthheart

Quote from: Sir Slash on July 13, 2017, 06:44:41 PM
Come to think of it, it would be funny as shit to see a whole trailer-park buried in snow with their front doors all frozen shut.  :2funny:
Been there done that.... it's not as fun as it sounds.... Winterpeg... shudder....

mirth

This is the shit that people who have never experienced winter joke about.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus