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Steelgrave

#2025
August 22, 2013, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: Windigo on August 22, 2013, 09:44:40 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on August 22, 2013, 09:42:35 PM
I'm a Deist who at one time was a licensed Baptist minister and deacon. One size does not fit all.

Yet I will still mock Michael Mann   8)

His works and theories have fewer logic holes in it than yours.... just saying      :P

Silly me, I thought you were talking about the actor   ;D

Staggerwing

#2026
August 22, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on August 22, 2013, 09:42:35 PM
I'm a Deist who at one time was a licensed Baptist minister and deacon. One size does not fit all.

I suspect that you and I are probably much like the two guys who prefer different brands of MP3 players, yet listen to many of the same songs on them.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Steelgrave

#2027
August 22, 2013, 09:53:46 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 22, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on August 22, 2013, 09:42:35 PM
I'm a Deist who at one time was a licensed Baptist minister and deacon. One size does not fit all.

I suspect that you and I are probably much like the two guys who prefer different brands of MP3 players, yet listen to many of the same songs on them.

Could well be. For me, calling myself a Deist is applying a label to existing beliefs rather than applying beliefs after the label. A few years ago, when describing to my oldest son how my beliefs had changed from his childhood, he listened and then said "oh, you're a Deist, Dad".

I had to look it up online, lol! Not a perfect fit, but neither were the Southern Baptists for me.

Martok

#2028
August 22, 2013, 11:41:46 PM


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#2029
August 23, 2013, 01:42:14 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#2030
August 23, 2013, 05:41:22 AM
I'll paraphrase:  "No, I"m not the droid you're looking for"


(it's early... you don't get quality humor out me early)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#2031
August 23, 2013, 11:18:46 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 23, 2013, 05:41:22 AM
I'll paraphrase:  "No, I"m not the droid you're looking for"


(... you don't get quality humor out of me earlyevah!)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#2032
August 23, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
^^ yeah, probably more accurate ;)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#2033
August 23, 2013, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 23, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
^^ yeah, probably more accurate ;)

says the guy who's avatar had Grogz reaching for the fly swatter everytime they read the forums....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

#2034
August 23, 2013, 12:57:18 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Staggerwing

#2035
August 23, 2013, 01:00:19 PM
This is why monkey ownership should only be allowed after a thorough background check and completion of a monkey safety course.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

TheCommandTent

#2036
August 23, 2013, 01:13:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 23, 2013, 01:00:19 PM
This is why monkey ownership should only be allowed after a thorough background check and completion of a monkey safety course.

Don't forget all pet monkeys must be registered with the government and keep in locked money safes.   ::)
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Centurion40

#2037
August 23, 2013, 01:16:36 PM
At least the guy got in a few good punches.

Personally I'm disappointed that there's no video of the brawl.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#2038
August 23, 2013, 01:23:28 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 23, 2013, 12:57:18 PM


That monkey clearly needs to be spanked.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#2039
August 23, 2013, 01:56:09 PM
Quote from: Windigo on August 23, 2013, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 23, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
^^ yeah, probably more accurate ;)

says the guy who's avatar had Grogz reaching for the fly swatter everytime they read the forums....
I still infinitely preferred that one to his kissing panda! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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