More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

no one like it when things go all pear shaped.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


undercovergeek

Quote from: DoctorQuest on September 19, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
^Gravity sux.

its not necessarily the gravity - its the bountiful ampleness these fancy new bras lie to you about, once its all dismantled youre left looking sadly at much less than was promised when they were encased

bob48

Its the same amount - its just pointing in a different direction.......
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Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2013, 04:59:38 PM
Its the same amount - its just pointing in a different direction.......

Some have a thick cup liner as well as pushing what is there into a specific shape. Ever seen pictures of the torpedoes of the 60s?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

undercovergeek

Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2013, 04:59:38 PM
Its the same amount - its just pointing in a different direction.......

i imagined you saying this with the grumpy cat face - but in my very, very limited experience theres a lot more bra than 'filling'

Staggerwing

I recall that, as a wee lad of 17, seeing a modest pair in their full and free natural state for the first time more than made up for the amount of packaging that enclosed them.
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Windigo

Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2013, 04:10:10 PM
That must have been a bit of a let down for you.

More than just a little .... Copious amounts of spillage. They really were spectacular when trussed up
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mirth

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

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Martok

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Tpek

Quote from: Capn Darwin on September 20, 2013, 06:02:16 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2013, 07:33:29 PM


That will ruin watching the 5th Element for me... :o

So now instead of having we dreams about a young Mila Jovovich you'll be having them about Connery's hairy body?  ;D

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Tpek on September 20, 2013, 06:05:23 AM
So now instead of having we dreams about a young Mila Jovovich you'll be having them about Connery's hairy body?  ;D

I fail to see the difference between Sean Connery's ape-like visage compared to Mila's ten-year-old-boy body. Gross on both counts.