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Centurion40

#3675
December 19, 2013, 11:59:36 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 10, 2013, 02:11:19 AM


Bwahahahahahahaha!!!  ;D  Oh my ribs hurt.....
Any time is a good time for pie.

Steelgrave

#3676
December 19, 2013, 01:50:23 PM
^Awesome  ;D

mirth

#3677
December 19, 2013, 02:21:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#3678
December 19, 2013, 11:38:15 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#3679
December 20, 2013, 08:24:06 AM

bayonetbrant

#3680
December 20, 2013, 08:55:52 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#3681
December 20, 2013, 11:06:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#3682
December 20, 2013, 11:41:15 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#3683
December 20, 2013, 11:49:23 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Dolan50

#3684
December 20, 2013, 12:40:27 PM Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 12:42:34 PM by Dolan50
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

LongBlade

#3685
December 20, 2013, 01:12:04 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#3686
December 20, 2013, 01:13:27 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on December 20, 2013, 12:40:27 PM


I would correct that to "hears" not "listens."

Active listening requires some thought process at digesting and understanding what is being said, not knee-jerk reactions of fear-the-worst.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#3687
December 20, 2013, 02:47:32 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

#3688
December 20, 2013, 05:06:18 PM
Quoted for truth.....

Steelgrave

#3689
December 20, 2013, 05:11:17 PM
Got one of these in the mail. Thank God I didn't open it!

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