More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

#3720
December 24, 2013, 10:20:01 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#3722
December 24, 2013, 03:24:32 PM
Dammit, now I'm hungry for Chinese. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#3723
December 24, 2013, 04:25:40 PM
I thought cats weren't kosher
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

#3724
December 24, 2013, 05:03:01 PM
Wouldn't that depend on who the mother cat was?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#3725
December 24, 2013, 05:05:50 PM
always worth sharing again

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#3726
December 24, 2013, 05:06:58 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#3727
December 24, 2013, 06:18:12 PM

MetalDog

#3728
December 24, 2013, 07:18:54 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 24, 2013, 05:06:58 PM


Foxtrot is in the next tier under Calvin & Hobbes, Doonesbury and the Far Side.  It's currently the funniest strip in the Sunday funnies.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#3729
December 25, 2013, 07:09:46 AM
Banjo that bluidy sump!!
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Tpek

#3730
December 25, 2013, 10:55:14 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 24, 2013, 06:18:12 PM


And that man was rumored to be an asexual :P

LongBlade

#3731
December 25, 2013, 01:20:27 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#3732
December 25, 2013, 05:43:50 PM


Found a pic of a much younger Star and his first MILF! Hopefully he's learned from the experience  8)

Martok

#3733
December 26, 2013, 04:14:38 AM
Steelie, you know perfectly well -- almost certainly even better than I do -- that *every* woman is a learning experience (MILF or not).  :P 




Quote from: besilarius on December 25, 2013, 07:09:46 AM
Banjo that bluidy sump!!
LOL!  Gotta love the Scots. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Bison

#3734
December 26, 2013, 10:37:33 AM
All I could think of yesterday as the kids and I built snowmen...

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