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Bison

#3825
January 03, 2014, 11:23:42 PM
I really want a candy bar now.

GDS_Starfury

#3826
January 03, 2014, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2014, 11:12:53 PM


imagine how cold it would have been without global warming.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3827
January 04, 2014, 02:21:42 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#3828
January 04, 2014, 06:42:43 AM
Your tea down my face to posting ratio continues to rise - I wake up in cold sweats sometimes, that having said your name enough times when questioned why I'm laughing, that ill actually have to describe you to these poor innocent people

GDS_Starfury

#3829
January 04, 2014, 08:36:47 AM
 ;D

and I bet you read that in Zoidbergs drool voice.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3830
January 04, 2014, 10:55:48 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#3831
January 04, 2014, 10:58:33 AM
So, she's saying she's cheap, then.

Yay, Engrish!  8)

LongBlade

#3832
January 04, 2014, 11:34:20 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 03, 2014, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2014, 11:12:53 PM


imagine how cold it would have been without global warming.

They're giving next week's weather a really cool name: polar vortex. It's like we could get swept into a different dimension if we're not careful.

Wind chills here are predicted to be -45 or so.

But fear not! Just recite the Druid's Creed:

I believe in Global Warming,
the Heater Almighty,
Warmer of Heaven and earth.

I believe in the UN's International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), His only Sons, our Lords,
who was conceived by the Druidic Spirit,
born of the Virgin Earth,
suffered under Global Warming Skeptics,
whose data was crucified, refuted and was proven untrue.
The data descended to the dead.
On the third day, the media helped the data rise again.
It ascended to Heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Warmer.
It will come again to judge the cold and the hot.

I believe when it gets hotter it's AGW.
I believe when it gets colder it's AGW. Amen.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#3833
January 04, 2014, 11:35:44 AM
OMG, you mean that totally truthful yet inconveniently so movie The Day After Tomorrow is going to come true?  ::)

GDS_Starfury

#3834
January 04, 2014, 11:45:27 AM
actually it will be the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after tomorrow.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#3835
January 04, 2014, 11:47:01 AM
I hope I'm not a noob here, but, LB, did you write that?  That's pretty well done.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#3836
January 04, 2014, 11:48:38 AM
146 pages of AGW 'debate' with Windy spits out the occasional poem.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#3837
January 04, 2014, 11:50:40 AM
I keep seeing "AGW" as "Anglo-German War," that Schwerpunkt game. I'm hopeless.

MetalDog

#3838
January 04, 2014, 11:55:46 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 04, 2014, 11:48:38 AM
146 pages of AGW 'debate' with Windy spits out the occasional poem.

I'm  not sitting through all of that.  I think I have a pretty fair idea of who is on which side :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#3839
January 04, 2014, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 04, 2014, 11:47:01 AM
I hope I'm not a noob here, but, LB, did you write that?  That's pretty well done.

Yes, on the fly in less than five minutes.

I had help. I copied and pasted the real Apostle's Creed then changed the words where needed to get the desired effect. Turns out it works pretty well.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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