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bayonetbrant

#5025
April 09, 2014, 05:24:33 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#5026
April 09, 2014, 08:17:16 AM
Oh lord... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#5027
April 09, 2014, 08:23:18 AM
won't you buy me...
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#5028
April 09, 2014, 09:46:25 AM

Barthheart

#5029
April 09, 2014, 10:17:33 AM Last Edit: April 09, 2014, 11:18:16 AM by Barthheart

mirth

#5030
April 09, 2014, 11:09:54 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#5031
April 09, 2014, 11:33:54 AM
^"than I", not "than me". Thank you very much.

As for Atlas Shrugged Joke, I thought this was already the case with part 1 (and funnily enough with Fellowship of the Ring).

bob48

#5032
April 09, 2014, 02:38:41 PM
^Yeah, they don't get learned to speak English like wot we used to!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#5033
April 09, 2014, 10:25:18 PM
Quote from: Tpek on April 09, 2014, 11:33:54 AM
^"than I", not "than me". Thank you very much.

As for Atlas Shrugged Joke, I thought this was already the case with part 1 (and funnily enough with Fellowship of the Ring).


That is SO sacrelige!!!!!  The beginning of 'The Silmarillion,' you may have a point.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#5034
April 10, 2014, 11:59:26 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#5035
April 11, 2014, 07:52:07 AM

bayonetbrant

#5036
April 11, 2014, 08:21:14 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#5037
April 11, 2014, 08:25:53 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#5038
April 11, 2014, 11:06:31 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#5039
April 11, 2014, 11:49:45 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 11, 2014, 11:06:31 AM


Too true! I don't drink coffee so that is additional time spent staring into space...  :P
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