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bayonetbrant

#6105
August 12, 2014, 11:47:33 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#6106
August 12, 2014, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 12, 2014, 11:47:33 AM


Something to add to the bucket list.  :)
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#6107
August 12, 2014, 11:55:48 AM
subtle revenge is the best
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#6108
August 13, 2014, 07:37:16 PM

GDS_Starfury

#6109
August 14, 2014, 01:53:02 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#6110
August 14, 2014, 01:54:51 AM
ya know who this is MD?   ::)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Tpek

#6111
August 14, 2014, 05:38:59 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 14, 2014, 01:54:51 AM
ya know who this is MD?   ::)



Yes, but Han Solo got hair.

MetalDog

#6112
August 14, 2014, 06:07:25 AM
Professor X?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#6113
August 14, 2014, 06:12:07 AM
Gurney Halleck!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#6114
August 14, 2014, 06:42:25 AM
^Damn - Stagger, now you've made me want to read Dune again..........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#6115
August 14, 2014, 06:42:48 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

#6116
August 14, 2014, 07:24:38 AM
or its gus getting a lift to work

JasonPratt

#6117
August 14, 2014, 07:30:33 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 14, 2014, 01:53:02 AM


That joke would work better if Star Destroyers (and a lot of SW ships) didn't in fact have shields.  :uglystupid2:

Now, the giant swarm of Tie fighters following in the turbolasers and the ion cannons (which are expressly designed to do nothing else other than ruin shields) some of which have the equivalent of photon torpedoes for precision bombing -- some of those don't have shields. Good luck sniping those out of the sky, Worf!
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Centurion40

#6118
August 14, 2014, 07:31:23 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#6119
August 14, 2014, 07:59:38 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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