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GDS_Starfury

#7230
December 11, 2014, 04:51:53 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#7231
December 11, 2014, 08:47:54 PM

Bison

#7232
December 11, 2014, 08:48:24 PM

Bison

#7233
December 11, 2014, 08:49:35 PM

Steelgrave

#7234
December 11, 2014, 09:11:10 PM
Quote from: Bison on December 11, 2014, 08:48:24 PM


So Brant doesn't seem too upset by the breakup......

LongBlade

#7235
December 11, 2014, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Bison on December 11, 2014, 08:49:35 PM


I read the first line correctly.

The next two, however, you got me on.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#7236
December 11, 2014, 09:19:21 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#7237
December 11, 2014, 10:19:16 PM
Haha nice.  Main reason I had turtles as pets when I was a kid.


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7238
December 11, 2014, 10:20:49 PM
Meanwhile, up here in Canada (I should have bought all wheel drive)

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

GDS_Starfury

#7239
December 11, 2014, 10:37:34 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#7240
December 12, 2014, 03:59:26 AM
LMAO at the turtle!  Too funny! 




Quote from: Bison on December 11, 2014, 08:49:35 PM

Ha, well played. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Tpek

#7241
December 12, 2014, 09:34:55 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 11, 2014, 10:37:34 PM


They should note that Red Bull was successfully sued (Americans   ::) ) for not actually giving you physical wings like in the commercials.  :))

JasonPratt

#7242
December 12, 2014, 12:19:37 PM
Re the Dig Bick trolling...

"You read that wrong too" was also actually wrong, just more subtly: no comma after 'wrong' to set off the 'too'. Unsure if that was meant as a secret trolly triumph, though!

(Meanwhile, the "you that read wrong" reminds me of trying to parse grammar in the Greek scriptures. Word means order almost nothing.  :P )

Lol'd at "cowbell" (which would be awesome), "hello clarice", dressing for the job, "checkmate trollface", and the reindeer cat's expression. Also dex AC and "dwarf moon". And "maybe" and verbing "adverb". RAFAEL IS COOL BUT RUDE!!

Wth'd at the other cat Christmas photo.  :crazy2:

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mirth

#7243
December 13, 2014, 02:55:33 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#7244
December 13, 2014, 09:21:34 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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