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bayonetbrant

#7560
January 19, 2015, 06:56:10 AM
For our Canadistanian neighbors.

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#7561
January 19, 2015, 08:07:15 AM
Represent! :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

JasonPratt

#7562
January 19, 2015, 08:22:33 AM
What kind of smoked meat is it?

Because if it's pork, that strip becomes really, really weird.  :D
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Barthheart

#7563
January 19, 2015, 08:22:40 AM

bayonetbrant

#7564
January 19, 2015, 12:05:24 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#7565
January 19, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 19, 2015, 12:05:24 PM


I definitely know people who enjoy eating chicken after having a pigeon take a dump on their previous car.

BanzaiCat

#7566
January 19, 2015, 08:04:12 PM


bayonetbrant

#7567
January 20, 2015, 06:09:13 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#7568
January 20, 2015, 09:45:34 AM

Bison

#7569
January 20, 2015, 09:48:32 AM

Ubercat

#7570
January 20, 2015, 01:14:07 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on January 18, 2015, 09:53:39 AM
Lol.  That music piece is also in War Thunder IIRC.  Still trying to find its name



It's also in the soundtrack to Immortal Beloved, a fantastic movie about Beethoven starring Gary Oldman.
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- Thomas Sowell

bayonetbrant

#7571
January 20, 2015, 04:51:01 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#7572
January 21, 2015, 07:41:07 AM
We should all try this.
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Centurion40

#7573
January 21, 2015, 08:35:05 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on January 19, 2015, 08:22:33 AM
What kind of smoked meat is it?

Because if it's pork, that strip becomes really, really weird.  :D

Brisket.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal-style_smoked_meat
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#7574
January 21, 2015, 09:34:18 AM

the caption is
Quote"It's meat loaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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