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mirth

#8760
August 05, 2015, 07:14:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8761
August 05, 2015, 07:16:42 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8762
August 05, 2015, 07:19:18 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8763
August 05, 2015, 07:23:37 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#8764
August 06, 2015, 06:18:11 AM
Bel, in related news, Math labs are surprisingly messy. This might explain why I never was able to get into Math: I have an irrational fear of food on the floor.

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JasonPratt

#8765
August 06, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 02:07:44 PM


True story. Back when my brother and I were in grade school, he had had to miss a biology lab project when he was sick or something, so the science teacher allowed us to do the project during lunch one day, as long as I stayed in the lab for oversight, partly in case there was an emergency, partly because I was one year more skilled in labwork, and partly because naturally kids in the original class would have had opportunity to ask and help each other on things.

You may have already noticed a flaw in this plan: two early-teen boys in a lab on their own recognizance without adult supervision.

Fortunately, we were both pretty responsible boys (which is why the teacher thought it'd be okay to do this while she was out at lunch watching over other kids.)

Unfortunately, one of Bro's friends came back early from lunch and, naturally curious, wanted to know what we were doing.

Fortunately, we had just finished dissecting and... um... excavating the frog (I haven't been in a lab for a long time, so my brain has randomly forgotten the proper term, sorry), so Bro could go over to the door and chat with his friend through the window (explaining along the way that we couldn't let anyone in until the teacher came back).

Unfortunately, I had a great idea for a prank.

I walked up to the window after finishing cleaning up, and Marty (the guy at the window, who was pretty friendly -- not entirely sure that's his name but it's close) said, "Hi Jason, how are you doing?"

"Hi ho!" I answered with my best impersonation, showing of my new hand puppet, "Kermit the Frog here!"

Marty (having just come back from lunch, remember) turned around, and projectile barfed down the hall.

I felt really bad afterward -- I thought he would think it was funny. (Bro certainly did!) I felt even worse when the teacher arrived in the hall a moment later, and made Marty clean it up by himself. We insisted on offering to help, especially me since it was my fault, but she said he ought to have had at least enough self-control to get to a bathroom first.  :buck2:

...um, and now, here I am today!  8)
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

LongBlade

#8766
August 06, 2015, 09:09:49 AM
Ha! Awesome story, JP!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#8767
August 06, 2015, 09:11:20 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 07:14:05 PM


Dear God that's awful. However, it does seem to capture the zeitgeist.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#8768
August 06, 2015, 02:12:35 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#8769
August 06, 2015, 02:14:11 PM
Amazing. ::)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#8770
August 06, 2015, 04:41:07 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#8771
August 07, 2015, 12:23:22 AM
The terror at 30,000 feet
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#8772
August 07, 2015, 05:48:01 AM
Yikes!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#8773
August 07, 2015, 06:51:13 AM
Quote from: besilarius on August 07, 2015, 12:23:22 AM
The terror at 30,000 feet

Ha! Nice.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#8774
August 07, 2015, 07:53:00 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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