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bayonetbrant

#8970
September 09, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#8971
September 09, 2015, 02:14:05 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#8972
September 09, 2015, 03:09:55 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2015, 02:13:51 PM


Ah.

And here I was thinking that it was a Dire Turtle.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

#8973
September 09, 2015, 03:29:02 PM
Or a stego-turtle
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#8974
September 09, 2015, 04:13:54 PM
A Lego turtle?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#8975
September 09, 2015, 06:06:37 PM
Spinoturtles
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#8976
September 09, 2015, 08:09:11 PM
There will be shell to pay...

JasonPratt

#8977
September 10, 2015, 02:26:46 PM
Mom lol'd.
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LongBlade

#8978
September 10, 2015, 04:32:39 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#8979
September 10, 2015, 04:34:32 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#8980
September 10, 2015, 05:18:51 PM
Tain't a fit night out for man nor beast.   - The Fatal Glass of Beer
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#8981
September 10, 2015, 10:54:19 PM
W C Fields was awesome.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bob48

#8982
September 11, 2015, 05:59:45 AM
^+10. Agreed.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Barthheart

#8983
September 11, 2015, 07:51:51 AM

Barthheart

#8984
September 11, 2015, 07:55:03 AM
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