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bayonetbrant

#9060
September 19, 2015, 06:45:13 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#9061
September 19, 2015, 08:08:29 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 19, 2015, 06:45:13 AM


What's hilarious is that Aquaman isn't even allowed in the coexist comic universe.   BAHAHAH!  Aquaman you suck!

Con

#9062
September 19, 2015, 11:45:16 AM
Here is why Aquaman is not worthy

LongBlade

#9063
September 19, 2015, 12:34:36 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#9064
September 19, 2015, 02:03:52 PM
Died in 1966.  Still did his job.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#9065
September 19, 2015, 10:01:12 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#9066
September 19, 2015, 10:08:31 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#9067
September 19, 2015, 10:17:54 PM
Not that anyone asked, but, did you know that praying mantis's are really rather small?  Most of the ones I see are not much longer than your middle finger.  The biggest one I have ever seen was from the tip of my middle finger to the base of my palm.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#9068
September 19, 2015, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 19, 2015, 10:17:54 PM
Not that anyone asked, but, did you know that praying mantis's are really rather small?  Most of the ones I see are not much longer than your middle finger.  The biggest one I have ever seen was from the tip of my middle finger to the base of my palm.

Wow. What a coincidence.

The same size as your penis.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#9069
September 19, 2015, 10:28:21 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 19, 2015, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 19, 2015, 10:17:54 PM
Not that anyone asked, but, did you know that praying mantis's are really rather small?  Most of the ones I see are not much longer than your middle finger.  The biggest one I have ever seen was from the tip of my middle finger to the base of my palm.

Wow. What a coincidence.

The same size as your penis.

*gets ruler*  Actually, that's probably on the right side of the Bell Curve.  O0
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Con

#9070
September 19, 2015, 11:04:23 PM
Since he is measuring it in Praying Mantis lengths I guess you are excluding the head?

Con

besilarius

#9071
September 20, 2015, 07:32:07 AM
Works
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#9072
September 20, 2015, 07:48:28 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9073
September 20, 2015, 08:59:51 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Freyland

#9074
September 20, 2015, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: Con on September 19, 2015, 11:04:23 PM
Since he is measuring it in Praying Mantis lengths I guess you are excluding the head?

Con

This really shouldn't be allowed to go without some form of mention.
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