More Pix For A Laugh

Started by bayonetbrant, January 16, 2013, 05:16:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 621 622 623 624 625 ... 1056
User actions

Barthheart

#9330
October 29, 2015, 01:27:56 PM
....groan.....

bayonetbrant

#9331
October 29, 2015, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 29, 2015, 01:27:56 PM
....groan.....

you laughed.  you know you laughed.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#9332
October 29, 2015, 03:57:50 PM

mirth

#9333
October 29, 2015, 05:45:54 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9334
October 29, 2015, 05:47:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9335
October 29, 2015, 05:49:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#9336
October 29, 2015, 06:59:24 PM
Where is Harry Mudd when you need him.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9337
October 30, 2015, 05:39:02 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#9339
October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#9340
October 30, 2015, 07:32:32 AM
All you have to do is watch one behind-the-scenes video of a slaughterhouse and you'll be sick to even touch meat for months. Except your own, of course.  O:-)

undercovergeek

#9341
October 30, 2015, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

youre a vegematarian?

Centurion40

#9342
October 30, 2015, 07:43:07 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

Have you ever put bacon on a veggie pizza?
Any time is a good time for pie.

Airborne Rifles

#9343
October 30, 2015, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

Trust me, I bear no ill will towards vegetarians. I just though the delivery of the joke was relatively unexpected and clever.

mirth

#9344
October 30, 2015, 08:09:46 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 30, 2015, 07:43:07 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

Have you ever put bacon on a veggie pizza?

Veggie bacon.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 621 622 623 624 625 ... 1056
User actions