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LongBlade

#9660
January 06, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#9661
January 06, 2016, 02:06:38 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#9662
January 06, 2016, 03:02:45 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#9663
January 06, 2016, 03:11:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#9664
January 06, 2016, 03:32:02 PM
^  Tee Hee

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Tpek

#9665
January 06, 2016, 04:08:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2016, 03:11:05 PM


Certainly not.
Everyone knows R2D2 is the capable Droid.

GDS_Starfury

#9666
January 07, 2016, 03:32:06 PM
Happy Birthday Roy!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

panzerde

#9667
January 07, 2016, 04:15:58 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

MetalDog

#9668
January 07, 2016, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2016, 03:32:06 PM
Happy Birthday Roy!



You post this like people are supposed to know what the hell it's about?!  Who is Roy?  And why should I care?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#9669
January 07, 2016, 07:02:27 PM
That's right, you've never seen Bladerunner.
Oh well, this may be clearer.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9670
January 07, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 07, 2016, 06:52:14 PM
You post this like people are supposed to know what the hell it's about?!  Who is Roy?  And why should I care?

You're about 0:00:20 from getting banned for 7 days on principle...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#9671
January 07, 2016, 07:10:16 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 07, 2016, 06:52:14 PM
You post this like people are supposed to know what the hell it's about?!  Who is Roy?  And why should I care?

You're about 0:00:20 from getting banned for 7 days on principle...

Seriously  ::)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#9672
January 07, 2016, 07:11:20 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 07, 2016, 06:52:14 PM
You post this like people are supposed to know what the hell it's about?!  Who is Roy?  And why should I care?

You're about 0:00:20 from getting banned for 7 days on principle...

Make sure you post a pun in his ban post, too.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#9673
January 07, 2016, 07:12:24 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 07, 2016, 07:11:20 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 07, 2016, 06:52:14 PM
You post this like people are supposed to know what the hell it's about?!  Who is Roy?  And why should I care?

You're about 0:00:20 from getting banned for 7 days on principle...

Make sure you post a pun in his ban post, too.

Something like "Ban Runner" or "Blade Punner".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#9674
January 07, 2016, 07:21:37 PM
I go trolling for Starfury, and I catch serious static!  I had no idea there were that many BaldeRunner fans around here.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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