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besilarius

#9945
February 17, 2016, 06:48:01 PM
Burt Bachrach had a way with music.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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mirth

#9946
February 17, 2016, 07:11:35 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9947
February 17, 2016, 07:12:12 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9948
February 17, 2016, 07:12:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#9949
February 17, 2016, 08:00:11 PM

mirth

#9950
February 18, 2016, 08:36:42 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#9951
February 18, 2016, 08:37:44 AM
LOL!

Wrong bad guy on the box but still funny.

mirth

#9952
February 18, 2016, 11:39:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#9953
February 18, 2016, 02:03:04 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2016, 11:39:51 AM


Do you live in redneck Disney Land, Mirth?  LOL, I'd love to shop at that store.

mirth

#9954
February 18, 2016, 02:15:52 PM
I currently live in the most cosmopolitan city in the state (keep in mind it's Maine), but I grew up in Redneck Disney Land.

Hussey's is friggin Sak's Fifth Avenue compared to the general store in my home town. Though the local store did sell guns and cold beer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#9955
February 18, 2016, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2016, 02:15:52 PM
I currently live in the most cosmopolitan city in the state (keep in mind it's Maine), but I grew up in Redneck Disney Land.

Hussey's is friggin Sak's Fifth Avenue compared to the general store in my home town. Though the local store did sell guns and cold beer.

Of course, the guy living in Oklahoma City really shouldn't play the "redneck" card, ha!

mirth

#9956
February 18, 2016, 02:22:54 PM
Maine is a weird state. We're Redneck Yankees.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Marty Ward

#9957
February 18, 2016, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2016, 02:22:54 PM
Maine is a weird state. We're Redneck Yankees.

Ya'll are just a bunch of Maniacs!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

BanzaiCat

#9958
February 18, 2016, 04:52:22 PM
Careful, MW. You just started something and that's going to bring the rest of the punsters to the yard to Bangor out a few more bad ones.

panzerde

#9959
February 18, 2016, 05:01:02 PM
We should all Bowdoin to his wit. He is truly a Chamberlain of puns.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

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