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bayonetbrant

#10635
June 22, 2016, 11:42:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#10636
June 22, 2016, 12:30:59 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 20, 2016, 01:16:35 PM
there was an alligator that nabbed a kid in one of the lagoons on the Disney resort in Orlando last week, hence the alligator reference.

I've heard conflicting reports as to whether or not there are "No Swimming" signs there. But anyone that sees that dark, brackish water and thinks it's okay to get in, is kind of dumb. I don't think it should have been fenced off; Disney may as well then have just killed all the gators and turned the place into a water park. It doesn't make a lot of sense otherwise.

Sir Slash

#10637
June 22, 2016, 01:52:47 PM
If it's Florida, and water, then there's alligators in it. I check the bath tub before I get in.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#10638
June 22, 2016, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on June 22, 2016, 01:52:47 PM
If it's Florida, and water, then there's alligators in it. I check the bath tub before I get in.

+1. That goes for swimming pools as well.
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bayonetbrant

#10639
June 22, 2016, 02:48:41 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#10640
June 22, 2016, 02:55:59 PM
My guys would just say, "Sucks to be him."

Then they'd go out and make a few more orc orphans.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

OJsDad

#10641
June 22, 2016, 02:58:28 PM
#OrcLivesMatter!
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Ubercat

#10642
June 22, 2016, 05:53:20 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on June 22, 2016, 02:58:28 PM
#OrcLivesMatter!

Unless they happen to be the great majority that get murdered by other Orcs. No one cares about those ones. Least of all, other Orcs.
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- Thomas Sowell

Sir Slash

#10643
June 22, 2016, 10:09:34 PM
That's Orc Racism to point that out. Same as mimicking their guttural dialect. Many orcs come from single-parent homes as infants. Because the children usually eat one of their parents when they get their permanent teeth. Oh damn. Now I'm racist too.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

#10644
June 22, 2016, 10:13:13 PM
It's ok, Trump is going to build a wall to keep the Orcs out and make the Trolls pay for it.

bob48

#10645
June 23, 2016, 06:24:34 AM
..but has to roll 18 or more on a D20............with a -5 DRM for being a total pillock :-)
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besilarius

#10646
June 23, 2016, 06:38:39 AM
Times change.
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panzerde

#10647
June 23, 2016, 03:41:53 PM



Vance - my point exactly...
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

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BanzaiCat

#10648
June 23, 2016, 04:47:21 PM
Quote from: besilarius on June 23, 2016, 06:38:39 AM
Times change.

LOL.

I'm willing to bet they hear that at least 1,000 times a shift, especially from bloody Yanks. :)

Steelgrave

#10649
June 23, 2016, 04:52:45 PM
Quote from: besilarius on June 23, 2016, 06:38:39 AM
Times change.

Oh damn that's funny!!!
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