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Staggerwing

#10815
August 08, 2016, 08:03:17 PM
Sounds like we have different definitions of 'Prairie-dogging'. I'm talking about people standing on their toes or climbing on their desk so they can look over the cubicle walls into nearby ones.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#10816
August 08, 2016, 10:31:27 PM
I hate those kind of people. That's why I always keep an eye on them all the time.  :uglystupid2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MetalDog

#10817
August 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 08, 2016, 08:03:17 PM
Sounds like we have different definitions of 'Prairie-dogging'. I'm talking about people standing on their toes or climbing on their desk so they can look over the cubicle walls into nearby ones.

Same essential concept, just scatological in nature.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Steelgrave

#10818
August 09, 2016, 12:31:27 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Same essential concept, just scatological in nature.

That line can be applied to so damn much in life......  8)

mirth

#10819
August 09, 2016, 12:37:13 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on August 09, 2016, 12:31:27 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Same essential concept, just scatological in nature.

That line can be applied to so damn much in life......  8)

Your life especially  ;D
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#10820
August 09, 2016, 01:16:31 PM
I LOL'd

Steelgrave

#10821
August 09, 2016, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 09, 2016, 12:37:13 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on August 09, 2016, 12:31:27 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Same essential concept, just scatological in nature.

That line can be applied to so damn much in life......  8)

Your life especially  ;D

No doubt that's why it occured to me  :buck2:

bayonetbrant

#10822
August 11, 2016, 02:16:25 PM
nerd humor

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10823
August 11, 2016, 02:20:48 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

panzerde

#10824
August 11, 2016, 02:36:15 PM
^ I found that a lot funnier than it probably was. :-)

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

bayonetbrant

#10825
August 11, 2016, 03:51:48 PM
Quote from: panzerde on August 11, 2016, 02:36:15 PM^ I found that a lot funnier than it probably was. :-)

it's the drugs
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

panzerde

#10826
August 11, 2016, 04:12:11 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 11, 2016, 03:51:48 PM
Quote from: panzerde on August 11, 2016, 02:36:15 PM^ I found that a lot funnier than it probably was. :-)

it's the drugs

That was my assumption. It's not as funny now, time for more.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

besilarius

#10827
August 14, 2016, 10:32:04 AM
BULLFEATHERS!!!
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#10828
August 14, 2016, 10:17:48 PM
Pat was funny until he got 'Smother-ed' by CBS.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10829
August 15, 2016, 06:34:12 AM
Ever hear something so dumb, it gave you Jack Elam face?

I loved Jack.  He played off James Garner so well.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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