More Pix For A Laugh

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Marty Ward

#11085
October 04, 2016, 01:58:03 PM
Not so sure I want a baby's eye view of the outside world!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Sir Slash

#11086
October 04, 2016, 02:04:32 PM
That's a biting concept Bryant.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#11087
October 05, 2016, 06:45:55 AM
Wonder if they have wings?
Sure they're really angry after being crated up.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

#11088
October 05, 2016, 05:10:03 PM
Quote from: besilarius on October 05, 2016, 06:45:55 AM
Wonder if they have wings?
Sure they're really angry after being crated up.


Did their bio-matter eating autonomous killer robots not get funded?   :(

DoctorQuest

#11089
October 05, 2016, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 05, 2016, 05:10:03 PM
Quote from: besilarius on October 05, 2016, 06:45:55 AM
Wonder if they have wings?
Sure they're really angry after being crated up.


Did their "bio-matter eating autonomous killer robots" not get funded?   :(

That, my friends, is a great name for a band.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Staggerwing

#11090
October 05, 2016, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on October 05, 2016, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 05, 2016, 05:10:03 PM
Quote from: besilarius on October 05, 2016, 06:45:55 AM
Wonder if they have wings?
Sure they're really angry after being crated up.


Did their "bio-matter eating autonomous killer robots" not get funded?   :(

That, my friends, is a great name for a band.

Especially an all-eukele metal cover band.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#11091
October 05, 2016, 07:27:57 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#11092
October 05, 2016, 09:19:32 PM
That's the best one I've seen in a while. 






Because it's true.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Bison

#11093
October 06, 2016, 12:02:23 AM

Barthheart

#11094
October 06, 2016, 05:19:50 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 05, 2016, 07:27:57 PM


Already posted in Pics of Greatness....  ::)

BanzaiCat

#11095
October 06, 2016, 05:24:21 AM
Quote from: Bison on October 06, 2016, 12:02:23 AM


I never wore plaid (that I remember), but I have whined about millennials.

Staggerwing

#11096
October 06, 2016, 05:28:53 AM
I think in this case plaid = flannel shirts ala Grunge.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Nefaro

#11097
October 06, 2016, 05:34:45 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 06, 2016, 05:28:53 AM
I think in this case plaid = flannel shirts ala Grunge.

Yep.

BanzaiCat

#11098
October 06, 2016, 05:45:47 AM
Nope. No flannel, plaid, tartan, checked, variegated, none of it.

Bison

#11099
October 06, 2016, 06:53:00 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 06, 2016, 05:45:47 AM
Nope. No flannel, plaid, tartan, checked, variegated, none of it.

Personally my flannel phase started pre-Regan years as a wee little lad and never ended, but you sir are a traitor to your generation...:P
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