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Steelgrave

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January 04, 2017, 04:29:36 PM Last Edit: January 04, 2017, 04:32:05 PM by Steelgrave
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 04, 2017, 12:35:28 PM


Years ago, we were travelling cross country and were near an AFB base when we decided to stop for the night and check into the temporary housing/hotel on base. A Marine Corporal was in line ahead of us getting a room. As the clerk was explaining the amenities offered, the Marine interrupted her twice with the following comments (which cracked us up):

"You mean I don't have to share a room"?

                 and my favorite

"There's a COFFEE MAKER in the room"?!?!

God Bless the Marines.

bayonetbrant

#11791
January 04, 2017, 10:49:03 PM
Parent Level: Epic Nerd

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

OJsDad

#11792
January 05, 2017, 08:28:51 AM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Tpek

#11793
January 05, 2017, 10:33:42 AM
So it's actually Captain Aquaman?

JasonPratt

#11794
January 05, 2017, 01:16:12 PM
Aquaman: leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Faster than a speeding BB, maybe a bullet (depending). Can catch some bullets in his teeth. Crazy-hot wife freezes water without even glancing at it. Fights Lovecraftian horrors, pagan deities; glares at God.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#11795
January 05, 2017, 06:45:54 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#11796
January 05, 2017, 06:48:25 PM
You never know when or where  gus will strike

mirth

#11797
January 05, 2017, 06:49:24 PM
Guslo Ren
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11798
January 05, 2017, 06:50:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11799
January 05, 2017, 06:50:59 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#11800
January 05, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
DAMMIT Todd! That's NOT your 'Lightsaber'!  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#11801
January 05, 2017, 08:05:34 PM
But it makes the "VOOOOOOO...VOOOOOO" noise!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#11802
January 05, 2017, 10:27:16 PM
That's YOU making that noise Todd when you convince someone to, 'cross the streams'!  <:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#11803
January 06, 2017, 06:09:21 AM

Tpek

#11804
January 06, 2017, 06:39:36 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on January 05, 2017, 01:16:12 PM
Aquaman: leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Faster than a speeding BB, maybe a bullet (depending). Can catch some bullets in his teeth. Crazy-hot wife freezes water without even glancing at it. Fights Lovecraftian horrors, pagan deities; glares at God.

It's not really freezing the water.
She's just able to control it telekinesis-style, and shape it into forms like Green Lanterns do with Green Hard Light.

You also forgot occasionally fights with his crazy-sexy-red-headed wife.
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