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Windigo

Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:30:41 AM
I feel your pain, "clueless" feels like my default setting at present  :wow:

You need to take up fishing

So she can feel clueless and bored?

If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing right
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:44:02 PM
If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing right

So not drinking enough
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:44:02 PM
If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing right

So not drinking enough

and bringing enough snacks
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

I'm with mirth.  Fishing is epically dull.  If I didn't like to eat fish, I would get elected to my local town council and pass a law to outlaw fishing so I never had to hear someone say, "I just spent time fishing."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Freyland

Chairman Metaldog's fish immigration ban

Emeraldlis

Quote from: Sir Slash on January 30, 2017, 02:50:41 PM
Clueless? I'm so clueless that I thought when women asked if the dress makes their ass look fat, that they really meant it!  :idiot2:

We REALLY need to talk  ;D the next time you get the chance to answer that question .....and I'm not gonna lie , it's not looking good that you will!!!!!! ;D you need to say , honey , you have a great ass in whatever dress you wear.  :dreamer: b/c that question .....loaded as it is , is just woman code for .....hey , look at my ass and tell me that you love it  :smitten: THEN , prepare for adoration from the woman in question , and THEN take full advantage of putting her in a good mood  :bd:

Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:30:41 AM
I feel your pain, "clueless" feels like my default setting at present  :wow:

You need to take up fishing

So she can feel clueless and bored?

If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing right

Can I bring a gun ? At least I might actually catch a fish   ;D I've actually tried fishing as a kid , I caught ONE fish , a pollock , and i ran excitedly along the pier at the seaside past a load of grizzly looking fishermen and shouted , " I CAUGHT A PILLOCK " , hahahahahahaha hahahaha , I've never to this day seen so many men double over all at once in hysterics !!!  :DD thus ended my fishing career , yeah , I've been clueless for a long time I doubt there's an antidote to it  ;D I'll just take the booze and the snacks !!!!!!!
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

Teenager? Can't be a teenager. Where's the phone surgically attached to their hand? And the orange hair?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:30:41 AM
I feel your pain, "clueless" feels like my default setting at present  :wow:

You need to take up fishing

So she can feel clueless and bored?

If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing fisting right

O:-)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 30, 2017, 10:41:11 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 30, 2017, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:30:41 AM
I feel your pain, "clueless" feels like my default setting at present  :wow:

You need to take up fishing

So she can feel clueless and bored?

If you're feeling clueless and bored you're not doing fishing fisting right

O:-)

You are the fisting expert, Goatfury.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart


Emeraldlis

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog